why does this happen?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by sheeprooter, Jan 19, 2005.

  1. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    every time i drink coffee i get tremendous butt-burn. i dont know if anyone else ever gets this, cus its never talked about. but its like painfully acidic crap in my ass that makes burns, and it hurts even more when i try to take a crap. sorry for the crude description, but this really bugs be cus i love coffee. any thoughts?
     
  2. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    My only thoughts are "dude, gross" and "wow I'm glad I don't drink coffee." Sorry to hear you have butt-burn...but thanks for the good laugh lol :)
     
  3. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Thanks for the laugh. I don't drink coffee.
     
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    maybe thats what mine stems from, cuz I drink tons of coffee....
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    sit in a medicated diaper while you drink your coffee...
     
  6. headymoechick

    headymoechick I have no idea

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    I don't drink coffee but it happens when I eat spicey food a lot

    I don't know I really would cut down on the coffee if that happened to me all the time!
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    can't live without my coffee!!! I drank de-caf one day and got a headache so bad I thought I was going to die. It didn't go away until I got some good stong caffeine laden coffee.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    if your ass burns from drinking coffee, i'd have your stomach checked. you may be developing an ulcer. my dad had to start drinking some fake coffee stuff because coffee was aggravating an existing ulcer. not quite sure how all that works, but it sounds completely disgusting.
     
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    somedays, I wish I was as flexible as my cat and I could reach around and lick my own asshole. That would make it feel better.
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    get some boudreaux's butt paste. i got that for my baby. it works really well.
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    holy shit, ahahahahahahaha

    thanks for the laugh:D

    sorry about that problem cuz, um yea, i dont' get it...
     
  12. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    OMG Ganja I didn't need the mental image of you licking your own butt... gross man..especially if it's leaking acid!
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Is this real? I didn't know they made butt paste. Mmmmmmmmmmm, butt paste.......
     
  14. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Ummm... maybe you should just stop drinking coffee? :D
     
  15. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    There are lots of other great products with caffiene but lacking in the acidicness of coffee. Suggestions are chocolate, tea, Coke, Jolt, and apples. Mmm, chocolate covered apples with Jolt! Whoohoo, who needs coffee?
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    I'm thinking of just adding some whiskey to my coffee and then by the time I'm ready to shit, I'll be too drunk to notice the butt-burn, or whatever he called it.
     
  17. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    just eat some ice cream after you drink coffee, and then when you get the burns, stay seated, and say 'Come oooooonnnnn, ICE CREAM!' [​IMG]

    (but judging from some other threads, don't get Breyers or Ben & Jerry's :p )
     
  18. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    what? what's wrong with breyers or b&j? did i miss something? they rock!
     
  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    maybe it gives ya the runs...
     
  20. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    Really? I've never had that happen...maybe you have to eat a lot of it for that to happen...
     

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