Why do men fart more than women?

Because women are too busy talking to let it come out!

Discuss

 

who said men farted more than women?

 

they dont, but modern standards of femininity require a woman to master the art of the SBD

 

i knew you'd be the first to respond!

and it was from a prarie home companion.

 

women just hide the fact they fart. There-fore you always WILL think men fart more...

 

some women yes, some just plain don't give a shit.

and nesta the art of the SBD is a tricky one to learn!

 

its so hot when a woman farts in your mouth while you're rimming her

 

I know, I tried not to fart around a new person Im seeing.. as far as I know she also didnt fart
But ill be proud when she does..

 

i fart extensively in my sleep.

 

Women who burp and fart are abso-friggin-lutely hawt.

 

I fear I fart extensively in my sleep.

 

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[SIZE=+1]" No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1] I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do."[/SIZE]

 

you'd ADORE my little sister. she never stops. it's HORRIBLE.

 

I really genuinely barely ever fart. Like a few times a month Ill notice it. Really not joking. I actually hope to God I do it when Im asleep, or Ive got problems...

 

my farts are naturally SBD. i never bothered to "master" any such thing; that's just how a vast majority manifest themselves.

 

i fart pretty frequently, i'm just a lady about it and go to the bathroom. i hate the idea of someone taking in teensy bits of my feces into their nose and mouth. that's just horrible.

though both my girls have taken up the habit of farting on each other, blaming the cat, or dad, and sitting on each other's heads and farting or playing pull my finger. dave's a very involved father.

 

i was rather gassy at work today... i kept trying to get away from people to fart but i swear every time i wandered away from the crowd, the crowd would follow me...

 

my kids do that. if they should ever miss a single fart they'd be devastated. i swear, my little angels have their heads firmly planted up my butt.

 

i think it's extermely funny when i tickle my kid so much and she laughs so hard she farts.

cracks me up

 

your'e not counting pussy farts?