Why do men fart more than women?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dragonfly, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    Because women are too busy talking to let it come out!

  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    who said men farted more than women?
  3. nesta

    nesta Banned

    they dont, but modern standards of femininity require a woman to master the art of the SBD
  4. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i knew you'd be the first to respond!

    and it was from a prarie home companion.
  5. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

    women just hide the fact they fart. There-fore you always WILL think men fart more...
  6. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    some women yes, some just plain don't give a shit.

    and nesta the art of the SBD is a tricky one to learn!
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    its so hot when a woman farts in your mouth while you're rimming her
  8. Orison

    Orison my dog is full of stars Lifetime Supporter

    I know, I tried not to fart around a new person Im seeing.. as far as I know she also didnt fart
    But ill be proud when she does.. :D
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i fart extensively in my sleep.
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Women who burp and fart are abso-friggin-lutely hawt.
  11. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    I fear I fart extensively in my sleep.
  12. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned


    [SIZE=+1]" No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.[/SIZE]
    [SIZE=+1] I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do."[/SIZE]
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    you'd ADORE my little sister. she never stops. :rolleyes: it's HORRIBLE.
  14. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

    I really genuinely barely ever fart. Like a few times a month Ill notice it. Really not joking. I actually hope to God I do it when Im asleep, or Ive got problems...
  15. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    my farts are naturally SBD. i never bothered to "master" any such thing; that's just how a vast majority manifest themselves.
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i fart pretty frequently, i'm just a lady about it and go to the bathroom. i hate the idea of someone taking in teensy bits of my feces into their nose and mouth. that's just horrible.

    though both my girls have taken up the habit of farting on each other, blaming the cat, or dad, and sitting on each other's heads and farting or playing pull my finger. dave's a very involved father.
  17. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i was rather gassy at work today... i kept trying to get away from people to fart but i swear every time i wandered away from the crowd, the crowd would follow me... :mad:
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    my kids do that. if they should ever miss a single fart they'd be devastated. i swear, my little angels have their heads firmly planted up my butt.
  19. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i think it's extermely funny when i tickle my kid so much and she laughs so hard she farts.

    cracks me up
  20. your'e not counting pussy farts?

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