Why do Dutch people hate admitting they own black suitcases?

just that.

why?

 

Funny thing is I just thought about doing this myself. Decided not to

 

someone had to do it.

 

If some dutch guy ever read this title they'd be like what sort of crap are these guys on???

 

Maybe they could also explain why their country has two names, Netherlands and Holland, and why they are called the Dutch and not the Nertherlanders or the Hollanders.

And what is a single Dutch person? Is that a Netherlander?

 

something something ireland

 

We did parodies of the "19 y.o. daughter doesn't want to get a job", and I guess the op got really offended.

I don't know why he was so uptight.

 

thanks for contributing

 

Dutch person reporting.

Our country has just one name; Nederland.
I can't explain why the English language fucks up something that is really easy. From now on, just call us Nederlanders. Or Netherlanders if you must.
And indeed, a single Dutch person is a Nederlander. We don't call ourselves 'Dutch'. Germans don't call us Dutch. French don't call us Dutch. It's your English language fucking up again.

Thank you.

 

Because black suitcases are only used by Irish Royalty. So if you see a Nederlander using a black suitcase.....you are mistaken. That person is actually of Irish Royalty.

 

By the way, I do not own a black suitcase.

 

You probly just don't want to admit it

 

Absolutely not. I do NOT own a black suitcase. None whatsoever.

 

you're in denial! It's time for an intervention!

 

EXACTLY! Don't ever call them Dutch or you'll be in deep dutch with the Dutch!

just sayin'....

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You must do it! It's for the children! :sunny:

 

Actually, we netherlanders are all irish princes. We got this privilege through king Billy who chased away king James with nothing else than a black suitcase. Having a black suitcase since then means you're an irish catholic. You can recognize irish catholics by the tin foil and the black suitcases they always carry around.

 

They're actually orange suitcases painted black

 

Yes, orange with a picture of king William of Orange on it. That's why they paint it black I think. After all, they are still pissed off there that the protestants took all their potatoes.

 

Okie Dokily

 

See. Misquoting is not cool and can potentially hurt someone.