Why are you more badass than everyone else?

There is a lot of attention being directed towards self righteousness as of late.

I thought we should just bury the hatchet now. Each of you can discuss how awesome you think you are and what makes you more kickass than all the lame ducks sitting around this turd infested pond.

 

Well- for one, I know better than to be a know-it-all.

 

Because I say so.

Thats pretty much how it works here.

 

Being I fucking am.

 

You're all fags.

 

because i have tits, duh. it's not something i'm proud of.

 

I aint a badass...Im actually pretty nice..maybe too nice

 

how does it feel being the only straight guy at the gay bar?

 

I'm just superior to all of you.

 

I'm not more bad ass then everyone cuz some have tits and I can't compete.

 

My balls glow a florescent white when ladies walk by. That's what happens when your far more evolved than the rest of your species.

 

Pure confidence in knowing I have lots of places to bury the bodies!

 

I eat dirt.

COME ON...that's hardcore, and you know it.

 

I just am

 

Because i have a tattoo on my ass. That makes it bad.

 

a gay midget was sucking my dick when I opened this thread.

i kicked him out before i replied because he bit my scrotum too hard.

doesn't make me badass, just really racist.

 

I knew it!!! :cheers2:

 

Because there's a baby in my belly

 

wow.

do you fart dust?

 

That's a hard one to top.