Why are you gay poll

I was too lazy to read the whole 'Why are you gay?' thread, but I'm interested in the results

 

I was turned gay by my levi's.. no I meant wranglers .. nope I mean my jeans. LOL

 

The UFO's that used to vaporize my blood, causing me to kill other people to drink their blood, in order to stay alive, have given up on vaporizing my blood and made me gay in an effort to kill me by AIDS.

...will they every stop?!

 

yeap,,, I was gay as a fetus! :H

 

I was gay as a foetus too, but somewhere along the line, I ended up hetero.
I still consider myself a dormant gay fellow.
And just seeing an apple blossom tree in bloom on a sunny spring morning makes my spirit gay to this day.

 

Can't reply. The original poster is on my ignore list.

 

waitaminute?????

that is a reply.

That's not you in that pic?
How is the new job going? I bet you love it.
Like my new sig?

 

It's pretty obviously a genetic thing within my own family: two out of three kids are bisexual within my immediate family, headed by a very anti-gay conservative patriarch.

 

*sigh* Oh geez are we still talking about this?
Bi since birth, baby! yeah! I love everybody, LOL.

 

My dad is bi and my mom is God knows what...me i'm gay

 

i caught the queers at the mall. never ever use public bathrooms, it spreads if you use the same toilet as a homo!

 

I knew it! No one believes me... They just won't listen... They'll get what's coming to them......

 

duck man you fuckin crack me up

 

Hmm. Does that mean 9 of 10 toilets are safe?

 

I was born bi but that just proves out Freud's theory......

 

I was BORN GAY!!!

 

I've been gay as long as I've known what sex was.

 

The whole thing can be crowded & people will stand (especially guys) & often I sit alone. Pretty funny actually. But anyhow, now I know. They are afraid of catching The Queers :&

 

yes but you can never tell which is infected, it takes a long line of questioning and spying in on the toilet's life behind closed stalls. beware!!!

 

awwww i would sit next to you <3