why are men's bodies so poorly designed?

if god was truly compassionate, he'd have made the testicles tucked away somewhere safe, like inside the ribcage where they're far less likely to get hurt.


my suspicion is they were left down there as a cruel practical joke. just like all the bullshit he pulled with women.

 

I like to slap girls assholes with my ballsack while I fuck them. Wuteva

 

nesta they're dangling for a reason, temperature regulation. if they get too hot the sperm dies. if you're naked in cold weather, they do try to get back inside. anyway that's why briefs lead to infertility and boxers don't.

 

Well, if the testicles were inside the body then men would be infertile as sperm cannot survive at body temperature.

 

the first part of your post is true, but briefs do not make you sterile

 

Hahah... you responded at the same time as me.

 

really? then how do they swim around inside womyn?

 

I have the body of a god, for real.

 

They only get 48-72 hours, I think. Mofuckers better swim

 

i understand the temperature regulation aspect.

but my thought is, if we're assuming they could just as easily be placed inside the body as hanging down almost seperate from it, then we could also assume sperm could perhaps be a bit hardier, right?

 

Well, me too. So obviously you're a pantheist.

 

I think it has to do with the production of sperm more than anything. If the testicles are too warm then....

 

Nah, we just some sexy mofo's. We keep it real in Hanes.

 

My shoits have to be tighter than that.

 

Me too, I wear clothes that fit me. And not those types of Hanes... but i keeps it relatively gully.

Oh, yeah.. I wear a lotta concert tees and I got this dope Zelda shirt recentyl... not to mention the long sleeve button ups I always sport.

 

Don't confuse prime creator W/ creator gods, They had reasons for making us less than perfect.

 

they're temp sensitive so they're on the outside so god gave me ashank and I';ll put it in you ribs

 

I love being able to shove my balls up her ass while I ram her in the pussy and my black friend Jian totally shares it with me.

 

Wow, you are unique.
So special and cool!