whos tryin to get faded

im drinkin jack n n cherry coke u?

 

i thought it said you were jacking off..

 

I'm not trying to get drunk, though I am ahving some wine.. I imagine after a few glasses I'll be feeling alright.

 

orange juice for me... pft... lmao.

 

i havent gotten drunk once this year, not even one sip. I have had so many terrible experiences with alchohal that i tend to not drink, but i may concider drinking when my birthday roles around. I just wont get completly trashed and end up puking all over myself in an angry seven foot man's bed i have never met before like that one time in november...

 

well I can't drink beer yet and I won't...I only like pot and other herbs

 

not right now but when my mom and sister go up to bed I'm killing a bottle of Jack's

 

i like beer. beer and pasta. white cheddar pasta.

 

Hmmm, you didn't strike me as the beer drinking sort.

 

oh yes well thats the thing i dont drink to get drunk


im not a loser :H

 

Me either, I just drink for the flavor. And cause it's good for you. :H

 

taha he's drooling



whiteys in the shower


there are all the colored elephants walking around her head

 

i am such a light weight, it would take 3 beers to get me drunk as a skunk i bet

 

i got a little tipsy after one


when i say tipsy i mean literally tipsy.. i stared at the door and fell over

 

hahahaha

i really got a hankerin for some wine now.

 

I get a bit tipsy after twelve to twenty.. Or about 8 if I shotgun 'em one after another.

 

TWENTY! chris patrick




somebodys too drunk to make their font right

 

It takes me alot to get tipsy, I have only got tipsy off of hard liqour, and usaully I can only get drunk drinking the hard stuff straight (or using 151 to mix)

 

Really it depends on my mood, but I've drunk stupidly large amounts in my day. Nothing like drinking beers 6 at a time through the beer bong, then topping it off with some everclear. (Also through the bong. )