Who would win?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Iago2, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. Iago2

    Iago2 Member

    In a fight between a bear and a trout?
  2. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    Trout obviously :H
  3. Jaz Delorean

    Jaz Delorean Senior Member

    according to my flatmate tom: bears can go "grrrrr phah..." where trouts can only go "mvmvvv"

    words of wisdom there for you all...
  4. jesikhaviolet

    jesikhaviolet Member

    that trout is gonna own that bear's ass. full bets
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Oh dear, Henry and the Bear Mafia won't be happy at all! In other news though, Jonny was caught watching bear porn....
  6. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    Are you guys for real?:p

    The bear would wup ass!!!:p
  7. Koolaid

    Koolaid Member

    surely where the fight took place would be a deciding factor.....*giggle*

    I mean in the ocean bear drowns....

    whereas on land bear kicks some trouts ass back into the stone age.....

    I am thinking about this way too mch
  8. Ellie-Rose

    Ellie-Rose Le Muppet

    Yus.. But.. The trout has fishy flaps and would stink the bear out :eek:
  9. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    *insert crude joke here*
  10. jesikhaviolet

    jesikhaviolet Member

    **picks up guitar and plays "eye of the trout"**
  11. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

    bears would surely win, even in deep water bears have boats and submarines.
  12. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Plus, we've discovered that the Henry may have been a great great ancestor of mine, so I'm rooting for my bear family....
  13. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    You see it all comes down to tactics my bear appreciating friend;)
  14. Iago2

    Iago2 Member

    You're all wrong and you remind me of sick. The battle is not staged on any particular area opting for alternating conditions, water, forest etc. The trout would smash a skull crack leaving the bear in an unfortunate bone heap.
  15. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    I think we can safely assume that were any such event to transpire, the Trout would be sleeping with the fishes when the Bear Mafia get wind of what happened....
  16. jesikhaviolet

    jesikhaviolet Member

    ahhh but what about the trout mafia - they always say there's plenty more fish in the sea, so i see it logically that their mafia is bigger - they would kick that bears ass - its gonna be one big homie showdown...

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