Who would win?

In a fight between a bear and a trout?

 

Trout obviously :H

 

according to my flatmate tom: bears can go "grrrrr phah..." where trouts can only go "mvmvvv"

words of wisdom there for you all...

 

that trout is gonna own that bear's ass. full bets

 

Oh dear, Henry and the Bear Mafia won't be happy at all! In other news though, Jonny was caught watching bear porn....

 

Are you guys for real?


The bear would wup ass!!!

 

surely where the fight took place would be a deciding factor.....*giggle*

I mean in the ocean bear drowns....

whereas on land bear kicks some trouts ass back into the stone age.....

I am thinking about this way too mch

 

Yus.. But.. The trout has fishy flaps and would stink the bear out

 

*insert crude joke here*

 

**picks up guitar and plays "eye of the trout"**

 

bears would surely win, even in deep water bears have boats and submarines.

 

Plus, we've discovered that the Henry may have been a great great ancestor of mine, so I'm rooting for my bear family....

 

You see it all comes down to tactics my bear appreciating friend

 

You're all wrong and you remind me of sick. The battle is not staged on any particular area opting for alternating conditions, water, forest etc. The trout would smash a skull crack leaving the bear in an unfortunate bone heap.

 

I think we can safely assume that were any such event to transpire, the Trout would be sleeping with the fishes when the Bear Mafia get wind of what happened....

 

ahhh but what about the trout mafia - they always say there's plenty more fish in the sea, so i see it logically that their mafia is bigger - they would kick that bears ass - its gonna be one big homie showdown...