who would win a fight between?

you decide who would win the fight posted and then post a fight of your own


who would win a fight between?


ceelo green and perez hilton

 

ceelo green...

Kenny Rogers Vs Willie Nelson..

 

willie nelson


shirley temple vs honey boo boo

 

shirley temple would scratch her eyes out in a second


archie and shaggy

 

Shaggy he's x-marine

Sahara Palin and Michelle Buchmann (sp)

 

Bachmann. Palin is younger but Bachman has the crazy in her eyes. Just don't know what she's capable of.

Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera?

 

Christina would beat Britney's ass down to the floor, she's better all round

Buju Banton vs Beenie Man

 

i dont know those bad boys but i am guessing anyone with the name beenie cannot also fight


mick jagger vs steven tyler

 

Mick would win, he always does and he's got the most staying power

Anderson Cooper vs Piers Morgan

 

Tough one, but I think I'll go with Piers. Just a bigger dude.

Gonna stick with females because I think cat fights are kinda sexy:

Beyonce Knowles vs Angelina Jolie

 

I'd put my money on Buju he's been in prison now for I don't know how long but he's gotta have learned to fight nasty while there....Plus anyone that sings "Walk like a Champion, Talk like a Champion, What a piece of body, Girl tell me where you get it from" has to be the man who sings "Now Lexus Flex us to Texas" just sayin'

 

Anderson Cooper vs Piers Morgan

anderson would get is ass kicked...historically gay dudes arent that tough

Beyonce Knowles vs Angelina Jolie

angelina is a blackbelt...i say her



the queen of england vs betty white

 

Beyonce hands down, the toughest, loviest woman of all time, I'd go gay for a chance with her!! don't get no stinky ideas, I'm pure hetero, no offense to my lesbian friends. Angelina is just all big lips since she got to skinny


Jay Leno vs David Lettermen

 

the Queen would win, she's so nasty and Betty White is just too nice,

Kramer vs George Costanza

 

George. He'd fight dirty. Plus he's got a lot of repressed rage just waiting to come out.

Taylor Swift vs Carrie Underwood

 

Carrie Underwood...

But after the fight Taylor Swift finds Underwood's car while she celebrates, keys it and hits it with a baseball bat claiming Underwood cheats.


Sean Hannity vs James Carville

 

James Carville, he's way fiercer and he smashes Nannity to hell and leaves him there where he belongs

Hello Kitty vs Sponge Bob Square Pants

 

does this look like a guy who would get his ass kicked by hello kitty?

no. sponge bob FTW.

Mahatma Ghandi vs. Jerry Garcia

 

neither
they would drop acid together and chill out.


Homer Simpson vs Wile Coyote

 

Ha! Good answer!

Homer Simpson definitely. Stupid fucking coyote can't even blow his ACME tnt right.

Placido Domingo vs Luciano Pavoratti