who wants to step on my back??

no serious,, i need the perfect heal in the perfect spot to heal me..

err palm.

dillis gonna try,,but im skeptical..

so what are yer qualifications fer steppin on my back? an how do you think ya can help me by doin it??

 

I'll do it. The only qualification I have is the fact that I weigh 285. If I don't succeed in putting your back right, I'd probably crush the life out of you. No more misery!

You can pay me in M&M's.

 

well i must say i am extremely good at walking over people. seems to be quite easy.

 

HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you in southern CA by any chance? I feel like going for dessert and I'm the only non-anorexic one out of my friends

 

damn no you'r ein ohio

 

Meet me in St. Louis...I'll bring the M&M's

 

get her to hang on to the counter or something because the weight is dangerous around the small of your back and between your shoulder blades.

I think you can actually kill someone like that - do you have a sizeable insurance policy?

 

i have several friends and a few ex's that'll tell you.. they love having me massage their back with my barefeet.

 

...

 

thats very funny ... man I think he was in the process of giving him a foot massage!

 

mmmmm peanut butter?...and st louis isn't half way...meet me half way and I'll bring some homeade cookies...

 

I used to walk on my aunt's and my mom's backs all the time

 

I offered fucker, and you wanted to quibble over $80.

Pfft on you.

 

the money was a cover up. he knows not to allow you access at his back side.

 

Yeah, two 40-something longhairs taking turns at buttsex.

Kinda turns you on, doesn't it?

Freakshow.

 

do you have homosexual activities on the brain as i did not mention buttsex at all. funny though that when i mention a mans backside buttsex is the first thing you think of.

 

you sed buttsex, and christian would stone you.

 

oh well they are some butt pirates themselves.

 

word

 

women have butts too