Who Wants to Marry a Princess?

I'm sleepy and bored, so I've decided to have a contest... the winner takes my heart and my hand.... so sweet.

Woo me! Make it good. Then you can be the Hip Prince!

 

*points and laughs* You have no takers.

 

fair maiden, by chance would i have seen a more beautiful .... umm turtle as you before i would not know how to conduct myself but competion is laid before me, i shall stand true before all competors in thy way of glory, permission maiden to touch thy cheek and feel thy twisted hope ......... oh wait your from nashville and my plate is full enough with STD's (only kidding "you knows i loves you")

 

*gallops in from the distance on a shiney black stallion*

ride with me my princess and we will follow the sunset till it never fails to shine, cept when your tired when we will.. Gallop to the Moon!! we will cross great sea's, slay the most vicious dragons and make nothing but the sweetest love till love itself has lost its meaning.

 

We can go shopping together, watch Hard Ball, eat cereal and play with each others breasts? I am not good at wooing girls...sorry ):

 

I want to be a prince! Perhaps all suitors should fight to the death for the priviledge?

 

Marry me, Hannah. I will be your husband. Your best friend. I will give you my shoulder when you need to cry. I will hold your hand when you're feeling lonely. I will share your laughter. I will nurse you when your sick and love you through all your moods. I will be a father to your little boy. We will be as one.

 

that was pretty damn good if it was my decision you would win

 

haha, we could our own peopless country
and we can get lyns to play with our breasts

 

I think this one made me cry.

Pick him Hannah!!!! He can play guitar, you'll have a wonderful life with him. He will treat you like the Princess you really are.


Olhippie you are very good at selling yourself. This was beautiful.

 

I do want some breast fondeling in return though It's fun to be the player but I like to be the playee too and don't forget the cereal!!!

 

I have to add that for someone who normally has a one or two liner, sometimes only one or two words YOU really ROCK at selling yourself Olhippie.


I am in awe

 

haha, yay!!! How can she resist this

 

teeeheee

 

I am very upset WE are already married hannah REMEMBER????
S

 

Oh, wow, sorry, dude!

 

thats ok maybe we could have handbags at dawn or something, after all your the only guy on here I would trust with her yaknow

S

 

Let's not forget I only live about 35 miles from her.

 

damn you
S