Who needs to masturbate?

So we have a gazillion "who is masturbating" threads. I'm trying something different. Who's in desperate need of relief, but it's inappropriate for some reason, be it expecting to have sex later, being at work or some other public place, etc.

So who's horny as heck?

 

lol meee!


I could always go for a good rubbin

 

Who needs to masturbate?

My thought is that Donald Trump needs to masturbate.
Dude needs to stop screwing other people. Put those big hands of his to good use.

 

I absolutely could use one rite now , I needed to yesterday but was expecting to have sex last nite so masturbated on my drive home but just edging and no relief , anticipating and building up for sex but to my disappointment it never happened , so I am in desperate need to blow a load

 

This is me today. My penis is driving me insane.....

 

I'm in a place where I can get myself off and will shortly. But I've been horny as all hell and not able to do anything about it. Not only that but hiring as all hell with visual stimulation overload everywhere.

 

It happens. Often I just get a throbbing hard on that just won’t go away. Only one way to solve that problem.

 

I'm really feeling the need today. At work now but looking forward to getting home, stripping down, get the lube out and give myself a good long edge session and then busting a powerful nut. Mmm

 

I really need to masturbate, but saving it for later. My dick really wants to be inside a pussy, so trying not to masturbate until later. It's driving me insane.

 

Masturbate now. You’ll last longer when you’re in the pussy if you don’t have so much cum in those balls.

 

Who needs to masturbate? My wife! Not bloody likely to ever happen unfortunately!

 

For me, the need is never-ending: even while my hand is yet covered with my own soft, warm cum, a stirring image, the provocative sounds of a woman lost in orgasm or the soft, sexy grunting & gasping of a man or woman getting ass-fucked (a feeling I know & love so well!), remembering a really sexy female body I saw in town, and my craving instantly returns to haunt me, to lure me ...

 

Masturbate with or without ejaculating? I need both, but at the moment I'm only doing the former. Every now and then, I like to test myself with cum denial. I don't make a steady diet of doing this, but I guess it's just one of my kinks. I like the feeling of achy horniness, and it's a test of willpower to edge for half an hour and not finish it off. So right now, I'm 10 days in - my last cum was August 4. Right now, I'm feeling a very strong but not yet overwhelming need, although all it takes is a moment of masturbation and conjuring up a fantasy and - boing! - rock hard with that gonna-cum-before-too-long feeling we all know and love. It's only going to get worse, so, we'll see how it goes.

 

i also needs to masturbate, when i'm at home and on tour. i end masturbating with pissing in my bed or flat. it's a great feeling to making me naked on the internet

 

Definitely me today. Insane horny....

 

I do...but I am saving it for later with the wife.
We were busy this weekend, and did not have sex as usual.... so I know I want sex, and certain she will want to tonight as well. If I jerk it off.... I won't be as horny as I am, and she will know it .
She's awesome, she prefers I masturbate when she is there, but I need "alone time" also....she is usually in good humor about it when she knows I did...but when we haven't had sex for several days and I do..and later we start having sex - she ALWAYS knows!

 

I'm so horny right now....

 

I need to cum so bad.

 

That's two of us, haha.

 

Stroking now actually.