People get my dad confused with Chuck Norris. He's signed many autographs for him. And he tends his garden in the buff. Best damn peppers this side of the missississippi
pretty sure you didn't put enough esses in mississississipppi.. my dad gets mistaken for ted koppel all the time. and he is the best chemist this side of the rockies, he single-handedly manufactures all the LSD sold in the south and mid west.