Who is your crush in the forums???????

my social skills certainly are lacking...but...


as far as i understand it, and generally speaking, telling a girl she'll "weigh down the car" is not a good way to get ahead...


:leaving:

 

Tell her you'd walk a hundred miles in snow barefoot to hear her fart through a pay phone. Gold

 

Now that's romantic.

 

....hot runs in the family. haha

I really do have a secret crush... it's a secret I may end up taking to the grave.

 

In all honesty though.

You are more my type than any of these other hipsters. ...Aside from maybe Seamonster.

Wouldn't work out really. But I think you're very babe.

 

So much for marriage. :toetap05:

 

i actually do have somewhat of a crush on a lady i met at a cocktail event. i don't remember her name at all though. i do know she was the roommate of one of the workers at the non-profit i'm apart of...
but you'd think i'd be able to remember her name, especially when i'm sober haha

 

hey i can't be tied down to one man, lots of cocks need to be sucked by these luscious lips

 

Yeah, thats cool. I'm not going to deny the gift of my Gene Simmons tongue to just one lady either.

But still, you are one of my sincere online crushes and will probably always be.

 

lol you made me spit out my Red Bull!

 

I am to shy to admit who I have a crush on

 

Like the "The beat that my heart skipped" or "L'enfant" or "Piano teacher" ?

 

New crush alert!

New crush alert!!!

 

thats cute carl....

i think you should bust past your boundaries and say who it is. its just words on a screen.

 

good, that shits bad for you

 

Nice to know you're concerned about me but, bad boys do bad things j/k I know shits bad

 

I love myself to much.

 

how could I forget you? I totally have a thing for you.

 

yeah, thanks for bringing her up. thanks a bunch.
I'm going to cry for 5 hours now.

 

wait for me to drink a few more?

or come to maine and buy me a few?