Who is god?

Is a question all of us ask at some point. Well IMDB knows the answer.

My favorite, playing the charecter of god, is #3 on the list.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0026790/

God. America's stout jew porn star. Ron Jeremy.

 

Hahahaha! And this is why you are my hero.

 

Problably the answer you will get most is: 'I am god'.

Those words might be true though, depending if it are the words of a megalomaniac or an enlightened being.

 

And yay, unto the israelites god said.

"You cannot blame porn. When I was a kid we used to masturbate to gilligans island."

 

funny how similar the two are.

 

Yeah, there is only one major difference between them.

 

I am thinking I am more of a megalomaniac.

But I am okay with that.

 

And it was Bird Migration who begat Rusty Sacks, who begat Maxx Load, who begat

 

So am I, although I do really believe that Jesus is my son.

 

Loll

 

i'm not god

but i am batman because i have things on my belt

 

Well personally the Christianity stuff is not my thing. So Jesus is not my son.

I would not wish any of my spawn on this world. I am not here to breed.

 

I am here to practise breeding. A lot.

 

Batman's got a lot of cool on god.

And god invinted cool. What's that say about the dark knight?

 

The grasshopper has become the master.

 

You and me both.

 

I did not say not have sex. Sex is cool. No kids for me.

 

I want like 5 babies. Scaring boys is my pasttime.

 

I want you to have my kids Cate. 5's great.

 

On the condition that one grows up to be batman.