Reply to this thread or a Scottish logger in a tutu will show up at your door tomorrow with a pick axe, and proceed to dance on your mom's newly planted petunias while whistling Dixie and flailing a cod about. Later that night, he'll return with his Uncle Pete who'll have you inspect his infected toenails and wax his back. Then they will sleep on your couch and loveseat and offend your great aunt with their unruly bodily functions. You'll never be able to get rid of them and you'll curse the day you were born.
I am a hater of chain letters, yes. My best friend forwards them to be sometimes. A couple times a month I guess. They all say the exact same thing. I never bother forwarding them. If I respond, it's just with a parody of the original message.
i love them, i hang them on my walls, read them on the crapper, I paste them to my body and run around screaming.. and then i pour honey and syrup all over myself and roll around in a big pile of chain letters...
