which is worse?

getting caught by your parents masturbating or smoking?

 

Masturbating, my mom can see me smoking any day of the week, but getting caught masturbating would be way too weird for me lol

 

masturbating definately

 

masturbating.. its just a lil more awkward

 

I've had a female walk in on me masturbating and I got the deer in the headlights look, couldn't imagine the embarassment if it was my mom.

 

masturbating is way more embarrassing. i was 12 when my mom forgot to knock. good thing my mom is so cool. kinda funny looking back on it now. hell she probably could have given me some tips!

 

Masturbating.
Smoking would become more of a discussion situation, at least with my parents.
Masturbating would just be really awkward. Especially if you were caught jerkin it to bestiality or something.

 

thatd be horrible LOL

 

I'm gonna hijack your thread here for a moment to tell a story about this exact situation. I've told this story here before too lol.

Ok, so one day my girlfriend calls me and she's like "your not gonna believe what just happened"

She says: Okay, I was in my room smoking out of my pipe and I heard my parents car doors shut. I knew they were gonna smell all the smoke if they came upstairs so me room. I hid my pipe and weed but it still smelled. Then my mom called my name. I new she was gonna come upstairs and then I had the best idea ever. I quickly typed in the first letters of this porn site and then the videos i watched showed up and i clicked one. She started coming up the stairs so i turned the volume up real loud. then i listened closely and I hear her walk right back down the stairs.

lol, she completely got away with it... I would never have the nerve to do that with my parents.

 

wow. just wow. i used to watch my parents vhs porn(i feel so old) and id rewind them right to where they were stopped the last time. i was very very sneaky.

 

i would say masturbating as well, just because my mom knows i smoke and being caught masturbating would be awkward as hell. at least you'd probably get in less trouble haha.

 

lol, I used to do that too

 

Getting caught fucking your bong... double wammy

 

lol, and im glad im not the only one!

 

we had a cable descrambler.. so i watched the porno chans when my parents weren't home.. usually i would tape them too..

 

"why dont you go fuck your fucking bong!!"
"maybe i will...doggy style for once!"





it'd definitely be worse to be caught playing with my junk rather than smoking...smoking can atleast look badass but your mom walks in on you playing with yourself and you cant even look her in the eyes at the dinner table anymore

 

I'm sorry! I can't stop cumming!

 

Didn't Weedwhacker make a thread a while back about how his dad walked in on him masturbating?

 

i've done this before.

haha. it was worth it.

getting caught watching porun is just akward, but smoking could be detrimental to how i spend my free time.

 

i suppose getting caught masturbating would bring forth more privacy..