Which Hip Forums Member Would You Eat First?

Say we all held a convention in the south Pacific. Flew Malaysian airlines to get there, but crash landed en route , onto a desert island, but no one could find us becuase you know, it was a Malaysian airlines flight.

No food on the island, Rocky cliffs instead of beaches, the only source of food would be each other.

Who would you eat first?


*remember I have every strain of herpes known to man, including the heat resistant variety. So even if you cook me you will get herpes and die (Now they really are going to think I have herpes since I mention it so often)

 

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We have to go back!

 

[SIZE=12pt]Well short of going all Uruguayan Flight 571 on you all ……[/SIZE]


[SIZE=12pt]I'd say "mama" since she started the [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]"[/SIZE]What did you cook today" thread


[SIZE=12pt]Hotwater[/SIZE]

 

Too bad PR became so muscular!

 

Its only a hypothetical, you can make up your own rules.

The plane had a time machine, we went back and kidnapped fat PR before we ditched.....instead of taking the time machine back to when we could just avoid getting on the plane that is

 

that turkish guy

 

I think we all would have tossed him out the plane mid-flight before the plane had a chance to crash.

 

But he keeps bouncing back into the plane.

 

Yeah, but he ran along and followed us.
He runs a lot.
That's how he lost all his belly fat.

 

I'll still eat you vg. Totally worth the herpes.

 

You realize the entire island will have herpes by the end of the week either way...

 

I would like to say all the sex thread people just to get rid of them as quickly as possible. But again, herpes.

 

I feel like they're the safest group as far as the herpes goes. How would they have herpes when this is the first time they've left mom's basement?

 

id have to say porkstock


just based on username

added bonus of not sharing with the muslims and jews

 

This will lead to a thread titled, "I truly ate people"

 

I'm vegetarian. I don't eat meat. So, I'll just drink a lot of water, and eat grass. Maybe some fruit, like coconuts... if I can find anything.

 

mcfluffysugertits

 

averageoridnaryguy6inch

 

There are a few female members around here who I'd like to......oh...wait a minute....

 

Hey buddy, this isnt the masturbation forums!!!!!