Wheres Ellie?!

Where are ya?

 

Here I am!! *bangs head on wall* I am not Ellie I am not Ellie I am not Ellie......

 

Hmm...she has to work at 6am part of the week so she could be asleep

 

I'm up at 6am every weekday morning Unless I lie in by accident and am late for work... which happens a lot

 

Here I is

 

Yay! shes back

 

Don't you mean Where's Eldo?


Lots of love,

Shary Bobbins

 

Shary Bobbins on Sax machines account!

Ooooo

 

ooooh!! very interesting...

 

Personally, I think SharyBobbins is Sax Machine's alterego and he's been having conversations with himself to make himself look intelligent! :X

 

Ha, I think you might have something there, do you think he dresses up as her too?

 

No - I'm Ellie!!!!

 

Oh GOD yes!!!!!!

 

:X well now you mention it.....

 

Blimey, have you not seen a spoof post before?

That was just me taking the piss out of Shary Bobbins, who has not been anywhere NEAR my account.

I'd say you've all been chappered!

 

I'd say you want to get into her ( / your) knickers

 

not until she learns to speak english

 

It's ok mate, we can keep your secret, no need to deny it!

 

Well you can be cursed with the mental image of the two of us shagging in that case.

We'll be the only ones that really know what doesn't happen.

 

I was wondering how long it would take for a thread about you two to get started off! So have you arranged to date when she comes to the UK then?