where would YOU hide it?

My estrange husband has hidden our bag, forgot where he put it and is now certain that I've stolen it, which I didn't. If you were in a situation where you had to hide a bag within your house, where would you put it as a paranoid type?

 

If I were in that situation I think I'd be re-evaluating my life.

 

Yes, indeed we both are, but until we can get the paperwork underway, it'd be nice to find our bag.. anyone got any paranoid hiding spots that they're use?

 

in your matress behind the bog in the bog (the top bit) if youve got a pannel infront of your bath behind there in a cd case it all dpends on how big the bag is rly

 

Did you look under the soap? Ha ha.
I really don't know what to tell you, maybe a clean sweep through the house. Document your progress so you don't look in the same place twice.
Be the bag. Where are you?

 

who was he hiding it from? lol...
hmmmm... taped to bottom of a kitchen drawer? lol

 

I hide my drugs in the back of my moose teddy bear He has a zipper. Thanks build-a-bear...thanks..

 

Id unscrew the door knob and put it inside that

 

i like that

 

That tree trunk is it!! fuck if it was female id forget about that stash and hump that stump!

 

did u try under the couch,in the cushions,his pocket?,bookshelf,uhh.....guitar??
idk those r the places my bf would hide it in and forget where he put it.

 

How moist is your pussy auri? Can we hide my stuff there?

 

ha!no way

 

Why not? Isnt it big enough lol

 

why dont you stick it up your ass and find out for yourself

 

hmmmm your getting a little nasty just like how I like a woman!

 

oh god :ack2:

 

No need for praying its only a lick away

 

I'm not really sure to be honest...I'm a drummer though, so if I really wanted to hide something, I could always put it inside my bass drum XD

...I've already got about 3 porn magazines in there anyway...JUST KIDDING! XD

 

Yea, sub-woofer boxes are good if you have thin arms to reach inside through the portals... Watch the anger of a Customs agent in-person, shaking a box 'sure' there is something inside; but just can't quite get to it.

However, if I were to tell you the real answer, I'd have to put it in a new place. Even people who live within a 8x10 ft square manage at times to hide things so well they get 'lost'...