where is the most bizarre place you have masturbated

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by romaniack, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. romaniack

    romaniack Member

    well where is it... The other day I was just really feelin it while I was drivin home... So I unzipped and relieved some stress... didnt get a load off or anything... but enjoyed it./... hehehe
     
  2. Booty_Man

    Booty_Man Banned

    You shouldn't have a driver's license. Did you know that driving monkey spankers account for more deaths than drunk drivers?
     
  3. DoggoD

    DoggoD Member

    I have driving...sometimes it hard to keep your foot off the gas. Strangest place? Probably in the woods. I was just walking along and thought "what the hell", and went for it.
     
  4. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

    in an outhouse into a little glass jar...don't ask why
     
  5. romaniack

    romaniack Member

    Brilliant! that really made me laugh... Im at work... I needed that.

    was it hard to do that in an out house... or is that more of an appealing smell?
    just kidding

    peace
     
  6. In a film class...the lights were out, I was in the back...got horny. Bam.
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    not full on masturbating but while driving
     
  8. in an elevator.......
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

    Ditto, I assumed no one was around and went for it.
     
  10. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

    okay you're def not allowed to drive my car now
     
  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

    I told you I am a multi tasker:)
     
  12. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

    strangest place? not sure. i know i've done it on trains & busses, in garages, the ladies room at one of the labs at the U of R, i think once in a church...not sure what the strangest place was.
     
  13. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    I don't usaully whack off in strange places
     
  14. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    i have ......and i am not listing them.
     
  15. jen910

    jen910 Senior Member

    In the movie theater while watching Just Married with my boyfriend...i was bored so i made it alittle more interesting.
     
  16. RxHEAD

    RxHEAD Member

    Wow, thats a Brain Jerker...I think the most bizarre place would be in an Above Ground Swimming Pool...Like 4 feet deep and those jet sprays...and it was the first time I ever ejaculated underwater. I Can't be the first...that's gotta be what some of those tons of chemicals they pour into the water is for...?
     
  17. SgtPepper

    SgtPepper Member

    my friend's back garden. we were at a party and i was the last one awake, went ahh well why not. then the next time i was in the house i did it in the attic
     
  18. RageRock

    RageRock Member

    umm, the day after christmas in a sears parking lot, my mom ran in to the store so i ducked down and jerked.
     
  19. gamegammy

    gamegammy Member

    In my chemistry class
    I was sitting in the end and I just got the instinict
     
  20. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    in class, at the library... in a bank :)
     

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