Where do you hide your toys?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by slenderspender, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. I used to hide all of my toys under my mattress and then one day my son came down stairs with a hot pink dildo and asked my sister whos penis it was haha. So now I have a backpack dedicated to my toys and its in the way back of my closet. What about you?
     
  2. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

    i have a drawer in the nightstand next to my bed.
     
  3. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

    lol i dont use them and plus im too young anyways my older friend hahaha i was on the couch and she got her "Green Friend" and rubbed it on me.. HHAHA she chased me around the house with it... ya anyways haha.. she hides hers in her drawer under like granny pannies cause she knows no one will go there lol haha
    PEACE
    CHICKENS
     
  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    My dad hid them in his shave kit in the closet... I came across it on accident looking for a hairdryer.
     
  5. quentin

    quentin Member

    I have recently built little closet with drawers. Under the lowest drawer I made space for our toys.

    I remember when I was a kid. No matter how your parents hide something you will always find it. :):)

    Quentin.
     
  6. corinnex420

    corinnex420 Member

    personally i dont hav any toys. but if i did i wouldnt kno where to hide em' cuz my parents are very nosey.
     
  7. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

    With velcro inside the metal tubing that makes up my headboard.... or was that where i hid the pot..hmmmmm
     
  8. neckienoo

    neckienoo Member

     
  9. AutumnAuburn

    AutumnAuburn Senior Member

    Well, they aren't really "hidden", as I don't care who sees them... But, the last time I used them, my boyfriend and I had gone out, so I put them in a tote bag. They are still in that bag. But, for convenience, I put it in my bedside cabinet.

    My kids have been discovering my toys for a few years now. I don't try to hide them anymore... LOL
     
  10. MamaTheLama

    MamaTheLama Too much coffee

    You're doing good until one of the kids discovers the toy stash and leaves the house wearing anal beads as a necklace.
     
  11. You sound like you're talking from experience... :p lol
     

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