Where do kittens come from?

I have a theory....

 

Your theory must be that all offspring comes from bunny vomit. =) Riiiiight?

 

I AM OMG happy, surprised, shocked, pleased and veeeery infatuated with my persuation skills

kittens? you forgot the obvious....milk and cookies

 

Hot damn. Moonbeams.

Dave I haven't seen you in forever.

 

yay

 

I'ts D-Ave

 

I don't know who Dave is ... but it's moonbeams, hands down.

 

bunnies vomit?

 

The kittens around here are the direct result from a male and female cat fuckin' :-0

I'm about to go into a diabetic coma from all the sugar on this thread.. Y'all are too sweet. Ya need to jar that stuff and sell it on Ebay.

 

you have obviouslt never been in 4 h...

 

*licks*

 

uh..huh...

hahaha...


i shall be the first (and probably only) one to hump davie upon his return.

*hump*

 

well i have dave. who i don't know who you are.

But moonbeams totally

 

kittens are spawned inside the empty heads of decapitated mimes from being skull fucked by drunk and horny clowns, i fucking hate cats

 

no you dont. he's mine. ahahah

 

your avatar is then ironic.....

 

Hmmm, out of that list only sunbeams could probably produce something as adorable as a baby kitten (or possibly an egg). Of course, after a couple of months they stop becoming kittens and start becoming cats. I hate cats.

 

Kittens are made when the sperm form the male cat fertilizes the egg of a female cat who is in heat. The eggs turn into embryos, then into fetuses which they remain as until birth, then they are kittens. Oh, and sunshine.

 

I don't know about you folks, but I'll stick with my kitten-in-a-can anyday (I get mine from spraypaint)

 

Yeah, but if the wind catches it wrong you get overspray and stuff. Then whaddaya get? Kitten on the sideing. Kitten on the sidewalk. Kitten on your clothes. Just be sure to use your kitten in a well ventalated area, and NO HUFFING THE FELINE!!!