dis morning dis girl at work was all over me and she was were no nickers and i had to go wack off in the loo
Mmmm, I masturbated in my car on the interstate today until I came, and now I'm masturbating in a chat room.
Why not urban surfing masterbation? The morgue is a real nice place to get the juices flowing. The semitary, by far, the best. How many walls of a monumental tombstone can everybody sign with their cum in one midnight hour?
I last masturbated in this chair at the computer a couple days ago. Maybe that's why I am so horny now.