Not The Fly, who we all know and love. I'm talking about this cunting fly who keeps buzzing me while I'm trying to write. I told it, "If I see you again, I'm getting the Raid", then I saw it again so I went and got the Raid. I was sitting here browsing away and it buzzed me again so I picked up the Raid and focused on the motherfucker as it flew off. I swear, I was looking directly at it (although it was about 2 - 3 meters away by now), focused, and the little shite just disappeared. The lights are on, it was against a light coloured wall, clear as day, and it just faded away into some alternative reality or something. It's come back to piss me off several times during this post, then popped off into hyperspace again, but not as blatantly as it did the first time. Not right in the centre of my vision. The vomit-eating miscreant is laughing at me, I know it. Does anyone else suspect that flies are trans-dimensional travellers?
If you want to get him, clap your hands 2 inches above him at rest. Flies always jump vertically before they fly forwards.
I caught a fly in my fist once. Not as it took off but in mid-flight. I was in a hell of a lot better shape then, mentally and physically, than I am now though. Never done it with chopsticks yet
Perfectly right, just because they are not cuddly & fluffy like mammals, dosn't mean they don't deserve our care and attention, up the ILF.
