Where are you masturbating right now?? If you are that is

sounds like the kind of thing you'll regret as soon as it happens.

 

In my bed whilst high

 

Just woke up... So in bed

 

in my parents office because they have a large amount of liquor and internet speeds to cater to my perversions.

 

In my room, feeling horny as hell. (So what else is new?)

 

In my office at work. Wife sends me pics and sometimes I can't wait.....

 

Yes, usually around this time everyday.