When Obama takes office...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Jan 18, 2009.

  1. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When Obama takes office... flowers will immediately begin growing up from the sewers everywhere.

    When Obama takes office... AIDS will be immediately cured.

    When Obama takes office... every child in the world will have a year's supply of gourmet-quality produce.

    When Obama takes office... all nuclear weapons will immediately turn into beautiful easter baskets.

    When Obama takes office... your silverware will turn to gold and will hold the power to cure irritable bowel syndrome.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    when obama takes office, all feces expelled from that point on will be bubblegum scented.
     
  3. theacidpulp

    theacidpulp Member

    Wow, I just love this whole "Obama" thing. I don't really understand it, but it makes me feel much better about everything.
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    When Obama takes office, no one will pay any taxes, healthcare will be free and the overhead cost for american medical providers will drop to 75 cents a year.
     
  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    When Obama takes office my acid reflux and insomnia will be cured and I won't want to smoke cigarettes anymore!

    Osama bin Laden will turn himself in, the Sunni and the Shia will embrace each other, Gitmo will fling open her gates, Israel will spontaneously vaporize and Palestinians will begin to breed like rats. Real rats, not pressed rats, which would be pathetic.

    And Pressed Rat will STFU for at least a week (I hope).
     
  6. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    when obama becomes president all muslims will actually decide they had the wrong one of abrahams sons. and start the biggest conversion in human history.

    they will also want to become part of the u.s. and replace their culture with the teachings of the mighty obama.
     
  7. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    OK I'm out.
     
  8. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    when obama becomes president all fissionable material will turn into phot-voltaic panels with equal power/time potential.

    but will have the capacity to be infinitely durable
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    When Obama takes over, all the little black kids will stop wanting to be professional sports players/gangsters and instead will ALL want to be the goddamn president.
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    pfft, brotha you be crazay

    (honestly though, that would MASSIVELY change the social structure of this country towards equality, but I don't think it will happen)
     
  11. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When Obama takes office, the lead paint on the walls inside houses across America will be transformed into a vital source of folate and vitamin D.
     
  12. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

    When Obama takes office......
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  13. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    when obama takes office, no one will ever be obese again, and women will not age past thirty eight.

    men will all become silver foxes as we age.

    and all STDs will vanish from the face of the earth.
     
  14. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When Obama takes office, the air you breath will feel like silk in your lungs.
     
  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When Obama takes office, your oranges will be so much jucier... your apples so much crispier.
     
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    obama gave the terrorists the plague.
     
  17. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    omggg I have that too :( Its awful :(
     
  18. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    when obama finally gets in office, my dream of becoming a woman will come true. And I don't have to do a damn thing. He just waves his almightly dick, and boom, I got me a hot little hairy vagina.
     
  19. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    When Obama takes office, we gonna rock down to electric avenue
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    and then we'll take it higher.
     

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