when is the mothership returning?

they're also saying "This Irminsul knows too much!"

 

I don't see a problem here.

 

If the mothership comes, this is what you can expect:

 

Do we get cookies out of this?

 

I don't understand removing the most attractive part of the analogy either, but there is your answer.

 

Bummer. I love me some grasshopper cookies

 

where we're going... we don't need no stinking cookies... cookies are the weakest poison

 

actually we're not that interesting to the rest of the universe. and if we get too dangerous without growing up furst,
all it takes is a warp drive, a tractor beam and a good sized rock.

the idea that we could stop or deflect it, sorry, we'd never know it was coming if it was trans-light or near enough to it.

now for the carrot instead of the stick, i believe there may well be a galactic 'welcome wagon' if/when we are no longer dominated by cultures of belligerence.

 

We're talking chocolate, mint, and cookie crunch here.

 

cookies are sooooooo 2004

maybe if they were space cookies (not cookies made by elves in a tree) then i would understand

 

#elfcookiesmatter

 

and of course, the "let's make zorax memes great again" thread.

 

Where we're going we dont need cookies

 

do you know the horrible conditions those elves live in? it's slave labor to make cookies in a tree factory!

space cookies, on the other hand, are out of this world

 

Those slave labor conditions are what allow those delicious cookies to be so inexpensive.

You know how much it costs to bring those space cookies from orbit?

You are destroying America. I hope your morals keep your stomach full.

 

bringing in? i'm waiting to go out!

 

Liberal propaganda. We all know they're unionized and have better working conditions than most Hip Forums members.

Ever hear of an elf quitting?

I thought not...

 

slaves don't quit until they die. you want that elf blood on your cookie crumbed hands?