when I woke up this morning

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  1. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    there were 5 peices of my kid's puzzle in my underwear

    apparently my one year old wanted to share his toys with Mommy


    gotta love those children
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    There are worse things to find in your underwear upon wakening.
     
  3. Bug''Man

    Bug''Man Banned

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    Why would you go to bed with underwear on unless you passed out from drinking a gallon of Colt 45?
     
  4. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Mark that was ewwy.
     
  5. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Makes me wonder what you do with your children.
    I think I am on to something highly illegal here.
     
  6. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i found manchowder:eek:
     
  7. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I wear a t-shirt and loose jogging pants to sleep

    with me laying on my stomach , its not hard to drop stuff down my pants
     
  8. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Stop lying on the child!!! You know that you and his daddy were doing the naughty in the kid's toy box again girl. ;)
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Cobras?
     
  10. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I was thinking crabs
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Look at it on the bright side, at least it wasn't me you found in your pants.
     
  12. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Haha. [​IMG]
     
  13. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    hey now, you never know.....she might like that idea ;)
     
  14. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    don't encourage him
     
  15. moonshyne

    moonshyne Approved by the FDA

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    ahh, don't play it off....you know you want him.

    ;)
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Yeah, so in a funny unrelated story when I was 11 I asked my dad what crabs were. He told me that you get them when you have sex, and that the only way to get rid of them is to shave half your pubic hair off, light the other half on fire, and stab the little bastards as they come running out.......
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    seems like a sound plan to me.
     
  18. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    you do not have to but it will make the years pass by a lot faster
     

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