when I woke up this morning

there were 5 peices of my kid's puzzle in my underwear

apparently my one year old wanted to share his toys with Mommy


gotta love those children

 

There are worse things to find in your underwear upon wakening.

 

Why would you go to bed with underwear on unless you passed out from drinking a gallon of Colt 45?

 

Mark that was ewwy.

 

Makes me wonder what you do with your children.
I think I am on to something highly illegal here.

 

i found manchowder

 

I wear a t-shirt and loose jogging pants to sleep

with me laying on my stomach , its not hard to drop stuff down my pants

 

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Stop lying on the child!!! You know that you and his daddy were doing the naughty in the kid's toy box again girl.

 

Cobras?

 

I was thinking crabs

 

Look at it on the bright side, at least it wasn't me you found in your pants.

 

Haha.

 

hey now, you never know.....she might like that idea

 

don't encourage him

 

ahh, don't play it off....you know you want him.

 

Yeah, so in a funny unrelated story when I was 11 I asked my dad what crabs were. He told me that you get them when you have sex, and that the only way to get rid of them is to shave half your pubic hair off, light the other half on fire, and stab the little bastards as they come running out.......

 

seems like a sound plan to me.

 

you do not have to but it will make the years pass by a lot faster