I used to piss in the holy water bowl every Saturday morning on my way to the footy...I also robbed the poor a box a few times
Oh yes, I'd do my mamma proud! Consistently unemployed, bereft of ambition, bored, unmotivated, chronically lazy, fond of porn and mind altering substances, and the quintessential underachiever! I'm 45 now, but when I grow up I'm sure that I'll be a decent adult...