when i was a kid i told the authorities

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    i was about 8

    I told them that Mr. wendall touched me inappropriately.

    none of it was true.

    now he has been rotting in prison for the last fifteeen years all because i wanted him to stop yelling at me for cutting through his yard.
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    15 years ?! Oh wow...
    What an awful thing to do...
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    you're lying, right?
     
  4. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    I hope you're kidding
     
  5. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    Child molestors unfortunately do not get 15 year sentences. *sniffs the air *
     
  6. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    He has to be kidding.I dont think anyone normal would do such a thing.
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    I use to like that song by Arrested Development, Mr. Wendal...
    Death, maybe you should stop inhaling Glade...
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    it is a fabrication

    shroom - thats where i stole the name for my storypost. great tune. here. have a dollar in fact nah brotherman have two.

    the moral of this story - children do this. it is one of my fears.
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    You are afraid of some kid fitting you up for a molestation rap? Why would a kid do that to you? Are you mean to little kiddies?
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    who knows? kids are crazy. dave won't get within 10 feet of someone's kid.
     
  11. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    maybe he's just yelled at some little kids who ran through his yard today and then remembered the words of the song. I'd be nervous too.
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

    I trust kids. Am I naive?
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    no, you just don't live in the US of A.
     
  14. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    Yes.
     
  15. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    one of my moms (now ex) friends was arrested/charged with inappropriate touching of a minor (kid of one of the friends in that group) last weekend
    it doesnt sound like him, but hes been fucked in the head lately, and everybody has distanced themselves from him. understandably so. id always err on the side of the child until proven otherwise... i have zero tolerance for that kind of crap. it makes me sad though, the whole situation, for everyone involved
     
  16. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

    i am mr wendall

    i am out

    and i am going to find you
     
  17. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

    Mr. Wendellllll yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.....
     
  18. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

    I sometimes don't know how to act around kids, I am learning how to relate to them through my 2 nephews

    I guess I kind of avoid kids too

    Of course I don't approve of kids being molested, but I also get annoyed by overprotective parents who seem to be convinced there is a molestation epidemic going on
     
  19. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

    probably because youre a pedophile
     

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