What's your worst orgasmic experience?

Last night I had a horrible orgasm. I wanted to share it with you all, lol. And ask you to describe your worst orgasm.

Mine:
-I had been waiting patiently for two days to download 250MB of a movie showing a fantastic girl making love. The download went extremely slow, but I knew this movie was worth it, so I even didn't masturbate for two days, promising myself to wait and enjoy it more.
-Finally, after two days, I comfortably install myself in front of my PC, dong in hand, and hit "play".
-What I see is indeed fantastic; after 15 minuntes, she gets in my favorite position (doggystyle), and I mimick the guy in the movie, who's taking her from behind.
-The guy was squatting, so I squat too, ferociously jerking off, my face glued to the monitor, sucking that twat.
-Right then, when I felt I was going to cvm and have one of my best solo-orgasms ever, my phone rings.
-In shock I fell over, against my PC table, dragging the entire monitor and the soundboxes along, while cumming all over the cables and the screen
-I felt pain and saw the mess - everything ruined
-I've never been this angry at myself... all this waiting, this squatting and then this disaster!!

I stood up, went out, had a beer, and pondered the meaning of life - staring into the dark blue night.

 

was 69'ing wiht my guy at the time (really not my fav position, but he wanted too), he did some move that really turned me on, and just as I said 'don't stop' he stopped, my orgasm started and stopped in an instant, and I couldn't cum again that night

so folks, dont' do something to your partner that you can't maintain for at least a few seconds, ok? ugh

 

One time when I was in my mid-teens, I was standing up in my room with the door open (I didn't think anyone was home) and I had unzipped my jeans and was rubbing my clit through my panties-just as my orgasm was going up, just about to start, my mom walked through the door-it was just too late for me to stop since I had kind of reached that 'point of no return' and I just had to close my eyes and moan as I went through the orgasm-it was strange because I couldn't relax and enjoy the orgasm with her standing there but I couldn't stop it either-kind of pain and pleasure at the same time; I was so embarrassed.

 

LMFAO
John I never thought I'd see horrible and orgasm together like that haha.

There was one time where i was thrashing my head on the headboard cos I had no control. Another time I fell off the bed but that wasn't bad, just funny.

I well share with you someone else's worst O... It was our first time since he broke his leg and we were doing it missionary style, him with his leg straight out to the side in a cast. When he came his leg was not in a good angle or something and he buckled and winced in noticle pain not pleasure.

 

I had that once but when I was masturbating. I could just feel it building up when the phone, which was next to my bed, rang. It made me jump and I must have had an orgasm but I barely noticed.

 

LOL..for the first time I was going to have sex, we've been planning. I remeber I haven't masturbated for nearly a week to make that 'special' moment which was long in the making. And when I had sex it wasn't what I expected...I cummed in no time and it seemed the orgasm wasn't on par with how much I invested in it, lol. It got better with time though.

 

There no real "bad" orgasms, but the most awkward instance was when I hooked up with my ex after being sexless for a month or so. Her pussy was really tight and wet, I put my cock in and within about 3 strokes I was done.

 

i dont think i have ever heard soemthing so insanely funny...you kept going...i love you, please, have my children...

 

HA HA HA HA! This story gave me a good laugh.

 

LOL!!! That made me laugh so much..thank you!

 

Was with my girlfriend, having sex doggy, going pretty hard. Just as I was about to cum I reached for her hands to hold them down on the bed, they slipped out from under her, and my full weight went crashing down on her from behind. My nose hit the back of her head REALLY hard, CRACK, broken nose - no orgasm. Had the tingles and spasms just starting, but with the pain (not the kind that I like) I just didn't get there.

 

oh man thats some funny funny stuff,
I dont think ive had a bad orgasim, ........

 

my girlfriend was giving me a handjob while we were kissing intensly (and wet from rain) on her bed and she got frusterated that i hadnt gone yet and she pulled her hand out and as soon as she got off the bed i went in my pants. it sucked for some reason and felt wierd.

that was when she first started doing handjobs and she didnt know what she was doing.

 

I'd spent ages eating out this foreign girl and after was just about cumming over her boobies when she leapt up and rushed to the sink to wash her hands screaming 'i hate this on my skin!!' - aargh scarey

 

I was on my back my fiancee' on top of me, her hands behind her with her lges at her sides, straddled over me, thrusting her hips forward and up, that way I press firmly on her GSPOT... when she rocks forward each time she gets close to orgasm she raises higher and further forward, we were both about to cum, she starts cumming, and thrusting harder and further, I was JUST about to cum, when she thrusted so hard that I slipped out on the up stroke and when she came down, my cock was straight up and out in front of me, and she came crashing down on top of me bending me until we heard a "pop" it only took a second, but I knew I was done, and not only did my cock hurt, the tip of my penis was bruised for several days...

She kept trying to give me gentle blowjobs to ease the pressure, it just wasnt happeneing, I Honestly NEVER thought I would ever see the day I turned down a blowjob....

Oh my GOD was it painful...

At least she got hers... she was so out of breath, it was worth it...

 

Haha these stories are hilarious.

My worst is probably one where I had an amazing build up, and was expecting a 'climax' ..and I just kind of finished/orgasmed. Full stop nothing special.

 

shit man, just reading that sent my love rocket back in it's bay doors :&

 

It was a funny story!

My worst was when my Mom walked in and caught sis and I masturbating. I was just getting ready to cream and I opened my eyes for a second, and there she was. I never jumped up from a nearly prone position so fast in my life!

 

Your Mom caught you and your sister masturbating together?! I'm a little confused and grossed out by this.

 

Yea Alana and her sister do/did masturbate together. Thats what Alana said in a post anyway. Alana's story is well embarresing lol, glad it wasnt me in that situation!