What's your stupidest childhood memory?

HAHAH.. Like.. something you look back fondly of and think... "My god. I was a fracking idiot AHAHHAHAHA"

Here's mine.

My best friend and I used to collect pine cones and discard them elsewhere, because they were "deadly grenades." HAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHA

And.. This one time.. We put tea towels on our heads and pretended we were nuns. We were eating granola bars and making dirty jokes. AhaHAhHah

 

Back when I was 9 and 10 me and all my friends used to jsut play with fire all day everyday. Once we had a big bonfire and we threw a full can of baked means in it and forgot about it and abut an hour later it exploded and we all got boiling hot baked beans all over our arms, legs, faces etc. We all jumped in the near by lake and had little red burn marks on us for a few weeks hahaha.

ANother stupid incident with fire.........

We had a big bonfire going and weduct taped 4 competely full, new bottles of Lysol together and threw it in. We started juming on a trampoline that wa slike 15 feet away from the fire. So the trampoline was up agaisnt this wooden fence that divided my friends yard and his neighbors. So after about 10 minutes of jumping the thing explodes. My two friends taht were up in the air get blown over the fence and into the neighbors yard. I was down when it went off and it blew me up agaisnt the fence. The explosion made so much wind it put the fire out and there was about a 40 ft black column of straight black smoke. It was the funniest thing taht I have ever been involved with.

 

HAHAHAHAHA JESUS

Ahhhh I remember my two buddies and I wrapped ourselves in bubble wrap.. Everything but our face.. and duct taped random shit to ourselves... Then paraded out in the village for a while.. hahaah I had a plastic T-Rex taped on my shoulder like a parrot lmfao.

 

Yea, allll we ever did was set nething on fire. Anything taht came in an aerosol can was the best shit ever! hahaha

 

once i put a paper lunch sack under my pillow at St Patricks Day. I put cookies in the bag and was convinced it would make it where i catch a lepruchaun. .. my dad ate the cookies while i slept and put some change in the bag. "the gold"

and i would only eat pizza that was cheese for awhile cause Maculuay Culkin's character in Home Alone loved it.

I also believed I could fly. .. and that planes, since they went over the clouds, could see the people in heaven. (i hadnt ridden on a plane before)

oh and in first grade, i spent a month or so trying to purposefully break my arm cause i thought casts were cool. so at recess i'd "fall" off all the equipment. but it never worked.

mainly, i was a stupid kid.

 

okay. well when i was like 12 or something (in year 6) me and my two best friends came to school and we were early, but really wanted to get into the classroom to get something or whatever. anyways, the teacher hadnt arrived yet so we decided to climb in through the window. me and one of my friends jumped in frist then my other friend (who was a complete blonde) jumped in and frgot about the cupboard underneath it so she stacked it. anyways, after about 20 mins of laughter the teacher came in and thought we were stealing stuff.

another time me and some other friends climbed into a classrom again and while we were crawling underneath the desks to try and get out, the teacher came in and told us to get up. because we were so scared we decided to just lie there in case she didnt see us. so she walked over, and stood over us. anyways, we though it would be clever to just slowely edge away from her.

 

hahahaha I used to do that ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the time! I wanted a cast so bad. But one day I actualy broke my wrist and I wished I hadnt......haha

 

omg i'm not the only one! everyone thinks i'm crazy when i admit to that. but hello, cool people have casts. and they get everyone to sign it while the people go "ooo, what happened" "wow!' hahah.. i was so desperate for attention.

but i've never broken a bone. i blame how much milk i drank as a kid.

 

I ran through a glass window...




but i do have a good expanation, my brother and i were playing ninja turtles

 

my older sister once duct taped me to a chair [wrsts and ankles] and ripped the tape off...i was missing smome hair for a while...

I wanted to be a hippy when i grew up

 

Ha I hate milk and have always refused to drink it and I've broken my wrist, my jaw, my hand, 3 fingers, a toe, my ankle AND my nose.......... I guess I shulda taken more flinstones vitamens.........

 

when I was three I climbed up on a chair, onto the counter, onto a spice rack, and grabbed a bottle of pseudaphed....

I thought it must be some pretty spectacular candy for mom to put it that far from me, I opened it (even with the child safe cap) and ate the entire bottle....

 

aha....well one time me and my best friend were in her room bored and all.
we were laying on her bed pretending to be paralized from the neck down.:&
you had to be there! we giggled so hard while "paralized" and i bet you no one knew what we were doing.man we were stupid.still are.thats why i lover er

haha i almost forgot.one time during the summer i was over my cousin's house and we were playing outside.no one was around so i ran to the back yard.and hmm and half way down the drive way there were a few bricks laying across from eachother so i thought id be super cool and jump over then.well lets just say i missed a few inches and ended up falling on my stomache on the brick.hurt like shit!

one time i got hot sauce in my eyes

 

i have video of me being a power ranger in smoke made from dumping a bunch of leaves ona fire...i was pretended that puddies were attaching me...

id hop garage sales buying stuffed animals [my best friend was a girl from kindergarden to the end of grade 4]

one time my older sister had a single hole punch, and these ticket type thigns so we were all going to pretend we were on an ovrnight train trip in the living room, but our mom sent us to bed

we had a suprise birthday for my little sister where we were all clowns...for some reason my little sister was in on it

we had a fashion show at my cousins house in grande prarie, we also had the "sliwkanich-fiddler winter games"

 

mm those were so yummy.i actually begged to eat them.and sometimes i would steal an extra

 

ive got a whole bunch...

when i was really little i was so into power rangers, then it was g.i. joes, then dragonball z, then pokemon... lmao, i was a pokemon freak like you wouldnt believe.

 

I was into the Sailor Moon cartoon...but only until like she found out she was the Moon Princess

 

haha so was my brother.he actually stole some cards from this kid once just so he could add it to his collection.and denied it!

 

i loved sailor moon! i forgot which one i used to pretend to be.

 

I was that guy with the mask...TUXEDO MASK!!!--it was easy to remember that...

oo, remember when he had amnesia and had the other personality that wasn't Tuxedo Mask, and rememebr when he was brainwashed to be a bad guy...i loved that show