What may weird you out extra because most milk is consumed cold; if you drink it fresh from the cow (and I mean just after its been milked, not straight from the udder! ) its still a bit warm! Also has more flavor than store bought. And yes, skimmed milk is something in between water and milk It's not allowed to market those as milk anymore here The word milk has to be replaced with drink or something. Seems not that unreasonable to me; after all, it's not milk.
There's these little probiotic formulas you can take, they come in little mini plastic bottles like a throw down shot and the liquid is like an off coloured white. It tastes a bit weird too. This is what I assume breast milk must taste like lol.