What's your dirtiest house sitting secret?

Discussion in 'Real Kinky' started by BatinSinceAugust242003, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. When I house sit for my "aunt" I like to masturbate in her shower and bath tub. Plus I sleep in my female "cousin's" bed naked and bate one off there too. Last time I house sat for my aunt I equaled my most masturbation sessions in one day by doing it nine times. I also like to put on my aunt's and cousin's underwear and masturbate with them. I'm house sitting for them for a whole week next month and I can hardly wait. I bought male enhancement pills just for the occasion.
     
  2. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I had to go to a friends home daily to check that no one had broken into it & things were as they left them when they were away on holiday.
    I looked thru one of their late teen's daughter's clothes draws & found some of her underwear. Nothing different to what my wife wears - just ordinary styled briefs but not that great looking.
     
  3. odonII

    odonII O

    Charming.
     
  4. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    Note to self: never ask anyone from HF to house sit.
     
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  5. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    The drawer was partly open when I went into the room & I glanced into it & saw some underwear.
    Nothing sexy about them at all just the same type my wife wears all the time.
    But the daughter at the time was attractive & so was her sister. They were both in their late teens. But they were away with their parents on holiday as well.
     
  6. odonII

    odonII O

    If you say so.

    So, she was alive at the time?
     
  7. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

    :rofl:
     
  8. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    Yes, and one had a very nice figure too.
    They are now both living with their partners in other parts of the country & are in their late 20's early 30's now.
     
  9. odonII

    odonII O

    When you said ' late teen's daughter's clothes draws' - I thought she had died.
    Did you mean the older one of the two, as in 17 -19, rather than say 13 - 14?
    I guess you meant: 'While looking after a friends home while they were away, I went through an older teens panty draw.
    Obviously old enough not to be too creepy, but young enough to get me all hot under the collar.'
    What did they smell like? Youth?
     
  10. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    Yes, the daughters were both in their late teens (16 & 18).
    We had been asked by their parents to check both in & out side of the house & every room in it to make sure all the windows were closed & secure. They both slept in the same room & we knew them for many years before that & for a few years after that as well. And no, I did not touch their underwear at all. I just happened to notice them sitting in the open drawer.
     
  11. odonII

    odonII O

    'I looked thru one of their late teen's daughter's clothes draws & found some of her underwear.'

    So, did you look through them or not?
    Was the draw wide open? Did you or your wife (I presume that was the other person) close the draw?
    I'm not quite sure how this story is 'dirty' : /
     
  12. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    No, just looked at them where they were.
    Draw was open but not fully. No left the draw as it was. We took turns going over to their parents home across the road & only one of us went there daily to check the house was not unsecured by burglars overnight.
    Their parents (our friends) use to check our home when we went on holidays as well.
    But you can tell by some of my posts , I have a dirty mind just like other guys do.
    I often get asked by friend or others I know well if I have been behaving & sometimes I say that's a bit boring isn't it. Got to have a sense of humour sometimes & I do have one of them.
     
  13. odonII

    odonII O

    So, this is more of a 'funny' story rather than a 'dirty' story? You didn't have them over your head masturbating on the teens bed or anything like that?
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    im house sitting right now

    i confess i used some of their mio type flavour concentrate liquid to flavour my water

    it was passionfruit flavour and tastes great
     
  15. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I knew the 2 teens both slept in the bedroom & that I had seen what type of underwear one of them had.
    I checked the same room & all the others when I went to the house each time after that but only went in & out to check windows were secure & left straight after. But never touched anything except the window locks.

    I also had a window cleaning job several years ago & also another job that meant having to go into people's bedrooms & other rooms that meant I saw some interesting items the odd time. Some of my previous jobs have been sometimes just as rewarding & not just pay wise.
    Sounds a bit like the 'confessions of a window cleaner' movie / book & the similar live nude stage show that toured NZ years ago
     
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  16. odonII

    odonII O

    It sounds more like 'on the buses' to be honest. Old men chasing young women.
     
  17. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    The woman I'm best friends with at work & socialise with as well sometimes after working hours & I get on very well with me & just happen to be much younger than me & they like talking dirty stuff as well. They are very good friends of mine and we share some of our problems or private info & even talk to me in private sometimes if they prefer to. They are my best friends I work with & their ages are not the reasons I get on with them the way I do. I work with some others who are much older than me as well.
    Some of them I txt more often with than others & have told them a few things about myself & some sexual things I know more about than they do.
    Some have never even heard of guys that get their pubes waxed / shaven.
    But I haven't been asked if I do yet lol. Some have taught me a few sexual words they use in their languages as well. So it can lead to some interesting chats!
     
  18. odonII

    odonII O

    I know.
     
  19. creampie00

    creampie00 If you can't DODGE it....RAM it!

    One time after I graduated high school, my boyfriend at the time was house sitting a big beautiful house in the suburbs so he invited me and some friends over. Immediately, we rummaged thru their drawers and drank their liquor. After doing that, my BF and I went up to the master bedroom and went at it. he never changed the sheets after that, we made the bed as if it was untouched and I am pretty sure those people slept in cum when they got home. That is the price you pay when you ask a teenager to watch your mansion for a week hahaha, dummies.
     
  20. radz1

    radz1 Members

    All in laws houses I would sniff n suck on panties n beat off looking at old pics of them.
     

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