Whats the most random thing you can think of?

anyone?

 

My puppies ears. and how one stands up and one doesn't

 

If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith.

 

The thumbnail on my right hand is getting a little too long.

 

cesspool gazebo

 

you just ruined a googlewhack.

 

whats the pressure of a my urine stream?.... Haha, someone spit a nice luggy in the urinal and I blasted that off the porcelain like a jet wash...
is that random enough?

 

i gotta go potty.. hold my place in line.


:leaving:

 

I have smeared earwax on my jeans... I just smelled it...

this wasn't something random, it was more of a fact...

I keep hearing goats..no joke...

 

b'ahhh

 

I honestly seriously do really hear goats...

 

thats not nice to call co-workers goats.

 

I'm at home..

 

Ring Pops

 

If you wipe with ring pops on, it will be a disaster...

 

my thumbnail is deformed on my left hand... all pointy and shit.. I thinks Im possesed by satan...

 

a dinosaur's dish.

 

smoked Hungarian sausage

 

aparently, its impossible to lick your elbow.

 

Should I go brunette...srsly...I want to know.

 

if it will make you happy.