whats swansea and cardiff like man ?

are their a lotta swans in swansea and a lotta cars in cardiff .......is swansea on the coast line? must get a atlas of britain .

 

does birmingham have a lotta ham ...........does london have a lotta people called don ..........does stoke have a lotta toke....... does newcastle have a lotta castles........ man i could go on but i hear local club calling

 

well nottinghamshire has nottingham, derbyshire has derby, denbighshire has denbigh, flintshire has flint, etc etc BUT hampshire doesnt have hamp!

so whats that about then...

 

nothing in particular just this things about places ending in certain things like ham and castle and what not like ...........good smoke:spliff:

 

why

 

Swansea is quite atrocious. The only decent place near Swansea is the Gower peninsula. for many locals, this is escapism from their tragic misfortunate habitat of swansea.


cardiff is an awesome City. Very clean and many people are actually friendlier. Must see City before Mort arrives.

 

From my understanding you may find some daggers in Dagenham, whilst those residents of Barking could be said to howl at the moon.

 

nice one chaps ........do a lot of people wear wigs in wigan ? .......are their a lot of people called helen in st. helens ?

 

there's a lot of basil in basildon

 

I won't ask what there is in Scunthorpe...

 

i can honestly say there are a lot of fields in sheffield & quite a few people called don in doncaster. i wouldnt like to think whats in scunthorpe either but i know it's quite grim in grimsby ha!

 

luv it keep them coming dudes .........we eat alot of liver in liverpool .

 

geremies or cunts

 

The sun always shines in Sunderland;........... said the eternal optimist!!!



.........does it fuck!!! Said the eternal pessimist.

 

goodun mellow .....are most people called peter in peterhead?

 

A bit gay compard to most UK cities

A long time ago There used to be an advert for tea that asked
"Who put the T in Tetley"?
and someone graffitied underneath
"I dunno but I bet they put the **** in scunthorpe"

 

Cardiff is the top destination in wales for city life. Don't get me started on Dagenham or indeed Upminster.


Few years ago went up to Upminster and found that there was very little going on. Caught in a thick fog, I hurriedly scurried onto a tube train back to civilisation.

Dagenham in my book means Atrocious. Specially around Heathway stn. Gangs, thugs and even pirates that take five quid off of unsuspecting pedestrians. Not forgetting the stench of Dagenham. it has a salty, bleachy smell. Sort of like waking up in a hospital ward and someone opened the window that overlooks an ocean.

 

chester is FULL of chests, and im sure there are also many heads in holyhead.

 

I'm sure you're right Autumn. I bet you that those in Middlesbrough always sit on the fence and I can imagine there are a lot of fancy pens in Penrith.