What's Never Gonna Happen?

Peace, Love, War, & Hate good Sir Glen......

 

Fetch.

It's never going to happen.

 

Angelina Jolie and I.


Gurlfren has gotten way too old, has adopted way too many damn kids, and has gotten broken up way too many times. She needs to sit down and start sorting her life out before there is even the remotest chance of us having ANYTHING between us.

 

Basically fluorescent monkeys are never going to make delicious cheese.

 

The ecology of planet earth is never going to survive human greed, violence, and stupidity.

 

Kanye for prez 2020

 

or more accurately, its ability to support the continued existence of humanity isn't.
thus whether created by and escaped from laboratory experiments,
or exceleratedly evolved by this altered environment
the furry 'meek' inherit the earth, if anything does.

but that's what will or might happen.
for that matter, some tiny ragle tagle remnant of humanity,
by itself mutating wildly to become 'furry' might or might not as well.

what isn't going to happen is that lying to ourselves about anything isn't going to make anything so.
pretending that global warming doesn't exist, or that it isn't even already having a measurable effect,
isn't going to make it go away and not be so.

 

Singular understanding.....Beautiful but never going to happen

 

There are at least 400 self-contained underground cities around the world. The technology hasn't quite been perfected yet, but will be soon enough. People will survive, but humanity has already obviously been lost and mother nature will never be the same again. What the world requires is the next scientific revolution because this one is destroying our humanity and any semblance of sanity.

 

Hillary Clinton will run for the presidency again.

 

family in the literal and usual co-sanguine sense,
as my direct predecessors have all passed on from this life.
the status of some of their siblings is unknown to me, but
but those that are have passed on too.
their offspring, my generation, are probably mostly alive somewhere,
but i've had no contact (not their fault, mine) for several years.

so family for the holidays has never been a thing in my life as it is anyway.
other then just my parents when i was in gradeschool and highschool.

so i'm not travelling any further then the local city bus will take me any time real soon.
though i have fantasies heading north again.
possible all the way permanently into that great country in the not too distant frozen north.

reluctance to leave behind what i already have so many other times in my life,
is pretty much the only thing keeping me from doing so.
but it IS keeping me from doing so, and will probably continue to.

 

They'll never make a sequel to the Mario Bros movie. Despite the fact it ended on a cliffhanger.

 

Mario Bros was a pretty awesome movie, for an 8 year old video-game nerd.

 

GLEN Announcing To The World That He Will Never Let Champagne Touch His Lips Ever Again.........



Cheers Glen.




















P.S........Have You Ever Tried To Drink Champagne Through A Straw.........It's Awkward.....

 

champagne enema sounds like it might be appealing.

no, please don't google it. i already made that mistake.

 

BB, the black ninja cat escape artist, will never stay in the house when given the opportunity to run out.

 

That i be reborn as a leotard

 

I always wondered what this song was about...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI

 

I must've missed out on all the crazy people as my friends. No one I know would even contemplate a champagne enema let alone try one.

 

It's an occupational hazard when i'minmyunderwear.