What's Happening???

True dat. That happened a couple months ago at work. Power went out on a Friday and didn't come back till Monday.

Office fridge was fuuuuuuunnnkkkkyy!

 

I know the inland folks think life if lovely.. But then again its not yinz first rodeo.. but every damn bull is different.. get ur shit together now.

 

Don't put a bridle on a bull, he'll never do what you want him to. Don't put a bridle on a bull, he will just take you for a fool. You put a ring through his nose, that big bad bull will follow you.

 

Had a pretty good two weeks with my girlfriend while she was on vacation. With our schedules we don't seem to spend a lot of quality time together so it was nice.

 

When I worked night shifts the miss and I were like 2 ships passing in the night lol. She'd go sleep when I woke up, and she was off in the morning when I came home.

 

This guy

 

I gotta go try out this treadmill we got. I mean, someone has to use it. -rolls eyes-

 

I took the wife to work this morning. She sat in the car reading a book. In the way home we tailed someone named Carol, because her personalised lisence plate said Carol, so for 5mins we ragged on this bird.

Oh, nice indicating Carol.
Little less time looking at your hair in the mirror, Carol. We could have made that light.
Again, nice indicating, Carol.
Cmon, Carol. Hit the loud the pedal, it's Monday.

 

Oh yay 3mins into my treadmill it stops, won't do anything now. Great. 50kg thing to throw away. "free good condition" they said.

 

My son got a stationary bike that wouldn't work after the first few minutes. Hubby tore it apart and found that the belt had slipped.

 

Mom came over to pick out her stuff from storage (aka my spare bedroom) all she has done is complained the whole time, it's only one day luckily.

 

That should have been in stoned ramblings or conspiracy theories.

 

Would that make the whole unit not work? Like can't even switch modes and buttons won't make a noise?

 

Lmao road rage. Today I found myself taunting some guy because he was behind me and an ambulance came with its lights flashing and needed to get in front of me so I let them go, and after it had gone the guy behind me sped past me and gave me a dirty look, and then he immediately got stuck next to me at the red light.

I turned to him and I was like "Ohhh you're in such a hurry you wanted me to break the law and possibly delay an ambulance to get to some injured person on time, because what? You have to get to McDonald's in record time? Fuck off!"

 

My favorite thing to do is to casually pass people when someone is riding my tail. Although I get it as much as I give it.

 

Lmao but what really gets me is when I'm already going over the speed limit and someone behind me gets mad and passes me going 80 and I'm just like...I'm not getting a ticket or getting into an accident for you.

 

Think I'm in love with my Cousin. *Bumps into tree*.

Just kidding.

 

No we've always been very close. She's an only and I'm an only. She's like a sister to me.

 

That's got to be an electrical or computer problem, I guess.