What's a news headline you'd likely never see?

What's a news headline you'd likely never see? I never seen one that read: Man was raped by his own wife.

 

Any of them

 

Last night the world was completely destroyed when the Sun went supernova...

 

Trump is bald!

 

i don't really think there are any. man bites dog is so old its shaggy.

people blind themselves imagining what they're familiar with is the only possibility or at least probability.
and they do so in such adamant determination in the face of almost constant proof to the contrary.

(U.S.) congress unanimously passes the indiginous soverignty restoration act of 2020, desolves itself, and goes home.

referendum approved by aproximately 24 billion voters, world wide, a clear 2/3rds majority of earth's human population,
granting the united nations position of federation over individual nations.

first planetary federation law goes into effect, that no nation my close its borders to unarmed civilians with not previous criminal record in their nations of origen.

oil discovered on planet mars. space funding no longer an uncertainty.

the galactic welcom wagon arrives: 97 deep space vessels, each representing its own unique individual world, have arrived as a gesture of acceptance from the galactic council

boeng hotels interspacial, showing third quarter losses from their lunar complex.
market analysts amazed they lasted that long.
"its always been a romantic fantasy" said one analyst, who chose to remain anonymous, "but people soon tire of grey dust, even in 1/6th earth gravity"

 

"Staged Moon Landing Hoax Official"

 

Area-51 now open to the public. Swimming allowed at Groome lake.

 

"Well-being of planet and it's creatures put ahead of profits"

 

I think i read some headline similar to this. It was formulated differently but meaning was the same.

 

I'm pretty sure that this actually happen one time, AND on the news. I will (seriously) do some research and get back to you.

 

Over The Years I Recall Seeing This Twice In The Papers.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hip forums member admits to being wrong in the politics forum

 

Pressed Rat officially endorses the NWO and welcomes our new billionaire overlords.

 

Slavoj Zizek takes Capitalism to court claiming it is legalized robbery and wins!

 

Berry truck tips over on freeway: creates jam

 

Princess Diana celebrates her 70th birthday.

 

POTUS Kanye

 

Nope. We will see that one...

 

Maple syrup truck crashes on Buttermilk Pike and creates sticky situation.


Semi Crash Spills Syrup All Over Buttermilk Pike
Matt Hardigree
June 8, 2012

https://jalopnik.com/5916836/semi-crash-spills-maple-syrup-all-over-buttermilk-pike

excerpt:

"In what has to be the most delicious and poetic accident we've ever heard of, a truck carry thousands of gallons of Hungry Jack pancake syrup crashed last night along a part of Interstate 75 in Kentucky known as Buttermilk Pike, spilling its sticky and sugary load all over the appropriately named road.

No one was seriously injured in the crash, but it took road crews hours of labor to fork the syrup off of Buttermilk and into the mouth of a waiting dump truck. Traffic in the area was said to be as slow as molasses."