what....

.... do you call a plastic drinking bottle full of bees?

A redneck vibrator

 

Another redneck joke:

a police man stops a pick-up truck on the highway, he asks the driver:

"got any ID?"
the driver answers:
"about what?"

 

another one:
a guy comes to a motel and checks in and goes in the room and sees that there is a leak in the sink. He calls the front desk, says:
"i have got a leak in the sink"
the guy at the front desk answers:
"well no probleme. go ahead"

 

A redneck walks into a bar late at night. The bar ate him.

It was a grizzly bar.