What wouldn't you do for $1 million?

What things would you NOT do if you were offered $1 million to do it? I'll start- I wouldn't kill someone no matter how much money they gave me.

 

^ ha i would...wait just checked the exchange rates...nope thats only £500,000.
i wouldnt have sex with a dog

 

lol i can't think of anything i wouldn't do for a mill.

ok,
i wouldn't eat any more than 1/2 lb. of cow turds.
i wouldn't stab my dick with a pencil.
i most definably wouldn't do it if i lost all my friends.

 

I wouldn't fuck your mom.



(I'd do that for free)

 

oh snap

 

wtf, I can think of a billion things I wouldnt do for a $1 million,
im not some cheap slut/slave to money.

But man, id probably do ANYTHING to make Pokemon real lol

 

I think if someone had a briefcase with $1mil cash alota people would do things they said they wouldnt lol

 

nothing exept cut off my own Dick