what would your personal be?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by -moonshine-memi-, May 6, 2007.

  1. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    you know in the paper where some people advertise themselves and what they want?

    well lets do that. it could be fun.
    be as serious or creative or humourous as you like

    i have never done it but mine would say.

    18 yr old arty girl seeking loving relationship with sensative guy/girl.

    or

    mee so horny, mee love you long time :p

    love love
     
  2. fexurbis

    fexurbis Member

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    Personals depress me. I'll pass, maybe...
     
  3. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    its just a hypothetical thing. i have never actually read the personals. just was watching this show where this chick was trying to think of her personal add... i laughed for like half an hour.
    *giggles for another few mins*
     
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    lionman80 Member

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    26 yr old male looking for a fuck buddy for no strings attached fun. Age not really important, but just a clean woman who takes care of herself. Must be discreet.


    This is just a hypothetical situation
     
  5. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Well im in a very loving relationship, and wouldnt really advertsie i dont think...but HYPOTHETICALLY...hmm...

    "Open-minded, kind young lady seeks similar male 18-32 for good conversation, true friendship and love"

    Or something
     
  6. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    aw. verseau thats cute.
    thats very nice. i suck at words so my personal is just blah.

    and lionman thats hilarious. interesting exactly what people want nowadays.

    keep posting!
     
  7. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    mine would be so cliche, but I would mean it. likes long walks on te beach, traveling, cuddeling, long conversations. normal girl seeking a normal honest and fun guy bonus points if you like scrabble, vodka tonics and lounging on the beach.
     
  8. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    *giggles*
    bella thats cute.
     
  9. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    17 year old gender dysphoric, sarcastic asshole with no sense of tact, enjoys tasteless and obscene humor, seeking anybody that can tolerate her (him?) for more than an hour.
     
  10. Ressotaspiks Man

    Ressotaspiks Man Member

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    Maybe its just me , but if Im in a bar with some friends and someone's left a newspaper round , I randomly dip my finger into the page and see who comes up.then that means the person is "going to marry" whoever was picked.Sort of my take on the old superstition that you could see your spouse if u looked down a well on a full moon or some nonsense.
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    Personally I dont think I could get my head round personals and stuff.
    Sounds a bit trainspotters , geeks and serial killers in my silly opinion: )

    No , I prefer a more "holistic " approach.
    Maybe Im a sodding "romantic" LOL
    ( by the way calling a working class Englishman a romantic is one step from calling him gay LOL).
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    My ad.
    Vain , unpleasant , homophobe and wannabe criminal mastermind, seeks
    enslaved supermodel purelyfor her money , body and cooking adn courtroom alibis.
    For drunken evenings watching football with his mates , and attempts to stifle the voices in his head.

    No smoker please.
    Oh allright , smokers too.

    Actually does anyone think that sounds quite cute ?: )
    Ok ... thought not.
     
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