What Would You Order?

We're going here for dinner tonight, http://www.rickys.com.au/food-menu/, we'll be having the 6 course tasting menu - what would YOU order?

 

Big Mac and fries

 

Too much fish! The meat alternative is not good!

 

Cured meats and chili pickles

 

Interesting menu. Probably the calamari

 

am i paying? water.

 

i was stuffed before i got to the main menu. also broke.
but i'll go for the stuffed mushrooms and the catch of the day.

for fifty bux i can buy a cookbook and everything i need to make enough of everything on the menu for a week,
and can't see why i'd want to spend that kind of money to impress anyone.

if they let me have just an apatiser and an entre,
and a simple mocha or the like to wash it down with,
so i could get out of there for less the fifty bux,
or preferably less then 30,
that i could go,
maybe two or three times a year.

i wonder if they's let me in wearing a fur suit?
hey, its a suit. and a damd expensive one too.