What would you do..

.. if you woke up one night and heard intruders in your house?

Would you.

A. Try to call the police on the quiet and hope they don't hear you..

B. Make noise and try to scare them off.

c. You usually have a weapon like a gun, baseball bat or a combat knife. You fucking kill them all and bury their bodies in the garden

D. Something else.

Also state your location and the laws on this situation (if known).

 

I'd sic my brother and german shepherd on them and call the police

 

i have a hand gun and a shotgun. first i'd call the cops, then i'd cock the very loud shotgun and scream out that i just called the cops. usually they'd be pissing their pants and running by then. on a few occaisions i've had to scare off assholes in my back yard. usually just showing the gun and my very ugly when angry face serves to earn some personal space.

 

an angry KC scares me already.

 

Shit.

A bored one three times over is enough to make me piss myself.

 

i'd try to subdue them at first, with a bat or my machete. then i'd torture the bastard for a little bit, you know, cuz off a leg or something....then i'll call the cops.

 

sick my mom on them.

 

I'd probably call the cops, then find a weapon.

 

I sleep outside most of the time. I've been doing it so long that now if someone gets too close to me when I'm sleeping I'm generally on my feet and swinging before I even wake up. which can be embarrassing since I generally sleep naykid.

 

First...I'd have a major panic anxiety attack. Then I'd fear for my life and my family's life. Then I'd pray to God and call the police.

Lastly I'd need psychological help for the next several months.

 

No question. No warning, no cops till AFTER I empty my Ruger into their dumb ass. No wounding, no maiming bullshit. I assume if they are in my home in the middle of the night they are there to cause me and my loved ones harm. Dead men tell no tales.

 

i would cry and then jump out my bedroom window with my phone and then call the police...i dunno, but the crying part sounds right...

 

yes but how high is your bedroom window?

 

not very high..i could make, rather hurt myself trying then who knows what else..

 

Oh. Well then thats a good idea. Just hope there isnt an accomplice waiting with a getaway car!

 

I'd flip the light on and run out of my room nekid. They surely would be blinded by my white ass! A swift kick the nuts and a phone call to the cops and you've got yourself one heck of a story.

 

id go with C. my dads guns are easily accessable to me and he's taken me to the shooting range tons so i can load em up quick and defend the castle haha

 

that would be in the front not that back..my window is in the back..

anywhoo who knows what id do though..

 

It wasn't the middle of the night but this did happen to me. I came downstairs and I could just FEEL someone in the room with me. I heard something like clothes moving. So I stood perfectly still....and so did he but I still could tell he was there. First I went to the closet where I thought he was. Now this where it gets strange, when you open the door to that closet, the back of the door hits the water heater leaving a protected area between the wall, water heater, and door. So I look in there and there is no one. I close the door and am about to wash the dishes when I hear movement again. I think about it......its the middle of the afternoon.....whoever this is SAW my car and knew I was home......this may not be about robbery. I decided that I'm more important than my T.V. and leave the house. I get in my car and go get my friends brother. By the time we get back, the guy's gone and my friend and her brother think I'm looney. But I know I wasn't alone in that house. That place was just a hot spot, the next year somebody stole my TV and cable box......also while I was home and upstairs
Hahahaha...I remember calling my friend like "did you come over her and get my TV?" HAHAHAHAHAHA I guess that was my way of being in denial

 

some nights i get the feeling that someone might break in so i keep my cell right beside my bed

id call the police and then lock myself in a room with my cat