what would you do?

how would you react if your dad got arrested in a prostitution sting?

you know, just curious.

 

badly.

 

as a john or as a prostitute?

i'd probably laugh at his dumb ass either way.

 

its gonna be an awkward thanksgiving.

 

Damn dude. I'm sorry-

Where is your mom in all this?

 

I'd go through the numbers in his cell phone.

 

id laugh, but for the fact that he is in a long term, committed relationship that is (as far as i know) monogamous. then id be pissed on his girlfriends behalf. and pray that he was smart enough to use a condom

 

oh, when i saw the title of this thread, i immediately thought of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glv3l1Bxa1Q

but this is an unusual question. i suppose i would bail him out if i could do so. other than that, what can you do?

i would be pretty pissed off at him, though.

regardless, i'd also be pissed because the law sucks.

 

send the cop/hooker a gift basket. and an "I'm sorry" note.

 

I don't even know how prostitution can be proven unless there is entrapment. Really-

 

it sucks too because they put names in the newspaper. everybody seems to know.

 

can't be. but the law is bullshit.

 

as long as he is std/aids free...i'd give him a hi-five

 

That would never happen becaaause

Prostitution is legal here

 

AHAHAHAH.

That is the single best thing you could ever say after finding out yr dad ran a brothel.

 

I don't know. Obviously immediately after the news you'd react. But give me five minutes and I'm probably at the bar, or I'm sitting around having a glass of wine reading hobbes and writting about how uninspiring "authoritarian government" really is. Same shit I'd be doing any night. Except in the morning I'd wake up with a smile cause the old guy was still doing his thing. Atta boy pops.

 

i wouldn't be that surprised
my father is heinous to the eyes
plus my mom just had knee surgery
so it would not surprise me that my dad had to pay for sex

if he was working the streets i'd be proud of him
that lazy fucker hasn't had a job in fucking years

 

my dad hasn't had a job since 1982.

HA!

 

well you got me there dave
but does he buy a bunch of useless crap at home depot with his wife's credit cards?
stuff he doesn't even use cause he just sits around on the computer all day


i guess i shouldn't be throwing stones here should i.....

 

question. am I allowed to talk to YOU?