what would you do with a million.....................???

Build a fortress of doom..

What would you do with a million peas

 

sell them to teh veggie burger place to make veggie burgers


What would you do with a million computers?

 

ship them to third world countries that don't have electricity...:-0

What would you do with a million pancakes...

 

Sew them together and make a blanket big enough to hide Rhode Island.

What would you do with a million Tampax

 

stop the flooding in the south. (tampons are bad for vaginas!)

what would you do with a million bicycles?

 

make a REALLY tall bike, do a back flip with it off a jump, and land upside down on the moon.

what would you do with a million children

 

turn them into slaves.

what would you do with a million fingers?

 

Keep the middle ones for my collection....and sell the rest to Wendys



WWYDWA million hockey sticks?

 

firewood

what would you do with a million buckets of paint?

 

Donate it to community action groups so they can paint nice murals over the offensive grafitti



WWYDWA million ants?

 

torture my enemies by burying them up to their necks then pouring honey on their heads and letting the ants go at it.

what would you do with a million coconuts?

 

Pina Coladas for all my friends



WWYDWA million old LP records?

 

linkin park? i'd cover somebodys house with them.


what would you do with a million beanie babies?

 

beanie baby fight.. duh!


what would you do with a million rolls of duct tape?

 

Have a party where everyone gets duct taped to the wall, with servers walking around handing us drinks.

What would you do, with a million, very large bouncy balls????????!

 

combine them all together and see if I can bounce to the moon

What would you do with a million duck billed platypus?

 

sell them as "live" gloves.

what would you do with a million gallons of movie slime?

 

I would start a naked slime wrestling league.......for women


WWYDW a million bobby pins?

 

Use them as a million lock picks

WWYD with a million bowls of jello

 

For whatever it's worth and I'm not bragging but I have it, most of it is unrealized profit, In the last 3 weeks I've watched 150 large go by by. When I pay the taxes on anything I make I can assure you the Govt. will get half. So it's all relitive, if you have your health, you have it all.