what would you do if your president/prime minister was a talking dog?

It's not too far fetched (fetched eh) what if it happened. Sure it sounds cute, but what if he was a dog supremacist?

 

Couldn't Possibly Be Any Worse Than Our Current PM....

But Then Again, We Have An Election Coming Up In October, And

It's Going To Make Australians Very Happy To Finally

See That Bitch "Walk The Plank"...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Would probably be better than what we have right now.

 

I'll be sending my best roving reporter, C. Spott-Runn, out on the case to hound the President to find out if this is true. If there's anything she knows how to do well, it's putting a tail on a dog.

 

Seconded.

 

And then to think that your only other option would have been worse....

 

I don't see how any president could be worse than Obama. I know the other clown wouldn't have been any better, though I am not so sure he would be worse either. Obama is by far the most corrupt and tyrannical president to date. Yes, even worse than the last president. In fact, if Bush had done the things Obama is doing, he would have never gotten away with it. Because Obama is a) "black", and b) a Democrat, he gets a free pass to destroy the country.

 

I'm not that much into your politics, but I generally got the idea that Obama wasn't doing that bad. Maybe our media isn't that reliable either. I have to add that media here in the Netherlands is mostly a left-orientated bunch.

 

Strange, ever since the attack in London the other day, I've heard loads of people raving about your priminister and how she has the right ideas. One person even said she shpuld be queen of the world!!!

 

The first thing to come to my mind when reading the thread title was, hey look at the Horsetralian PM, we already have one.

But dont be surprised if she wins the election

 

If he was named Churchill - I'd probably vote for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-bEXPVm7N0"]Churchill & Dawn French - Rubber Chicken TV Ad 2013 - YouTube

Awwwwww. It does sound cute.

 

What I would do would obviously depend on the individual dog. I don't condemn a dog for talking just like that and if he (or she of course) would have been elected I have good hopes it's a reasonable dog.

 

Well we already had a turkey that was trained to repeat whatever was whispered into his ear, so sure a canine pres.wouldn't be that bad.

 

Did you ever consider that THIS may be part of the reason you have little luck with the ladies?
A simple humorous joke thread and you just HAVE to hop up on your soap box and start up with all your angry rhetoric.
It really is amazing how little provocation some of you folks need to get ranting.

Can't you just enjoy life a little?

 

as long as it's not one of those little runt dogs that NEVER shut up!

 

I only define a dog as a dog when it barks, not yelps/squeeks

 

I would walk up to the president, act calm and assertive, assume dominance, and take over as leader of the free world.

 

Oh fuck off man

And what do you mean by "little luck with the ladies"? Da fuq does that mean?

 

That means war!

 

referring to your various lamentations about your dealings with the opposite sex in various threads.

I do think your an all right guy and all, but I just see you constantly tormenting yourself by obsessing over a whole lot of shit completely out of your control.

Yes there is a world of bullshit going on and you are right on with some of your observations, but my God man, why not try to lighten up a bit and enjoy your life.

It's only 10% what happens to you, the other 90% is how you react.
Your happiness or lack thereof is solely within your control.