What would you do if you woke up with...

...a penis and a vagina?

I would scream.

What would you do?

 

I would scream also.

 

i think id go fuck myself

 

go get fucked while i beat myself off

 

I'd tell my husband that he was technically gay now...

 

play with myself.. and then probably tell hubby : "Call the paramedics because I have lost my mind... or gained a genital and either way I should probably be examined."

 

the same thing i do every day...

what, you don't have them both?

 

Party.
Orgy.
Circus.

In that order.

 

I agree with babyhellfire. You gotta test it out first.

 

lmao
I'm still sticking with screaming

 

also scream

and panic

 

I'd be kind of busy for a while.

 

Hopefully ....Have Twice As Much Fun As I'm Having Now......X..



Cheers Glen.

 

I'd be in heaven....Just like I am with my two anuses...

 

I would be a whore and pimp myself out at the same time.

Peace

 

It would depend on who she was that the vagina was connected to!

 

Freak out. Go pee standing up. Masturbate. Freak out some more.

 

lol.

i guess i'd scream really loud

 

I'd wake up, look down, and say 'oh, fuck me!'

 

I'd wake up the woman beside me and tell her that unless her cooking and cleaning drastically improved within the next 24 hours, she would be homeless.