what would you do if you woke up in the house of the above poster and no one else was home?

good chance you have no idea how you got there either.

well starting the thread there's no one above, but in general, i'd probably leave quietly without messing anything up.
not sure i'd even leave a note. just depends on a lot of things.

 

add steam units to your railroad ...

 

Id make some coffee, check the closest, and bounce.

 

Eat all the porridge, try all the furniture, take a nap in the best bed, take a shower, and, run away when someone comes home!

 

file down one cut on each key of all key chains i could find so none of them will work anymore

 

Eat a banana and hide the peel somewhere in the house.

 

I would assume that I was still dreaming and go back to sleep.

 

febreeze bomb the place to make it almost tolerable

 

Turn on all the faucets in the house and leave.

 

Look around for cash and then leave

 

Take over.

Get the locks changed and the keys for it. Perhaps do a bit of redecorating. Open the refrigerator and see what type of food they have to eat. But out of the kindness of my heart i may invite the poster above for an outdoor barbecue.

 

id set a trap to catch you when you return home...and then stuff you into the supplied prepaid shipping box/cage to australia


glenglen pays well when he needs something done right

 

glenglen 'likes' a lot done right!

 

Send him to Glenglen.

Could probably drive him there.

 

Find the broccoli and eat it. LOL

 

Look for the other 'Blues Brother' or 'Man in Black'

 

Same as I do every morning

 

Hide one of my socks behind a cupboard and hope I could see the confusion on the day it was found.

 

Wonder where Imelda Marcos was, and then select a pair of Nike Air Max, and go for a run

 

I would wonder where Wolf was and I would take a nice warm bath.........